Nancy has another fun assignment, we're to reminisce on an occasion where we laughed so hard, we nearly pee'd our pants.. (read the whole assignment by clicking the picture)
Oh friends.. I have this story written down it was so funny. It's in my journal from when the boys were little. It's written twice, once from my perspective, once from Stuart's. I'm going to share with you exactly how it's written (maybe with a few little bits in there to elaborate)
Tale as told by me
Myles: Mummy, come wipe my bum! (as sung in the typical way) - then Hey, I'm not finished yet - get off!!
Daddy: Who was sitting there first?
Myles went poo and then when he got off to reach for the toilet paper, Trent jumped on. Stuart asked who's poo was in the toilet. They both had lumps in the toilet.
HOW GROSS!
Daddy threatened to spank both their bums for fighting, but also because Trent didn't wait until Myles was finished. I hope you've learned to give each other privacy by now..
Tale as told by daddy
Myles wanted me to clean his bum. When I got to the bathroom, there was two bum naked boys fighting over the toilet - Myles saying he hadn't finished yet. I said Trent had to wait or go back downstairs, but Trent said he was on first.
Me: "Who's poo is that?"
Trent: "Mine"
Myles: "Mine"
Me: "What's both your poo doing in there? No pow-pow poo poo's!!"
They both "went to the bathroom" and Myles got off to get cleaned up and Trent moved in at the given opportunity and started before I got there to take care of Myles. After Myles was clean..
Trent: "Daddy, can you wipe my bum?"
Me: "No Way!"
Now it's many years later and we still get the giggles over someone saying "Who's Poo's in the toilet?" or singing out "Somebody wipe my bum."
And what more appropriate verse is there than this?
De 23:13 You must include a trowel with your equipment, and when you relieve yourself, you are to dig a hole first and afterwards cover your excrement.
Hee he. Life is sooooooo intresting with boys. lol
It is funny that you thought my pic MIGHT have been Mt. Washmore.
I have been busy with knitting, reading, listening to Talk a latte's ( Online hs confrences ) gardening, decluttering, schooling, and plain old living. And I am asking why do I feel so busy ??? lol
I pray you are doing well . Sending blessings and ((hugs)) my SSiC.
Header Banner photo of wild oats taken by Trent. background wallpaper is my concept, but Trent's technical abilities.~~~~
I am Sombra, and these are the stories from our house. We're a Messianic family where academics often take a back seat to the work and adventure of life.
Apr. 3, 2008 - Untitled Comment
It is funny that you thought my pic MIGHT have been Mt. Washmore.
I have been busy with knitting, reading, listening to Talk a latte's ( Online hs confrences ) gardening, decluttering, schooling, and plain old living. And I am asking why do I feel so busy ??? lol
I pray you are doing well . Sending blessings and ((hugs)) my SSiC.
In HIm<><
-Mary