Janney and I are walking through a grocery store. I had already done the bulk of my groceries at one shop, but there were two items I needed that they didn't have, so I went to a second grocery.

I've picked up the green beans and we're heading towards the meat department.

Janney: "I smell something stinky"  then "Mummy, did you fart?"

We were passing another woman who's head was tucked into a milk fridge door, I kept on walking.  Not finding my cut of meat, I continued on to the cash, where Janney and I waited patiently for the short line to be served. As I finished handing the cashier my money....

Janney:"I smell something stinky again; Mummy did you fart again"

Without a smirk, I collected my change and my bag of green beans and headed out of the store.

I AM NEVER SHOPPING WITH A CHILD WHO'S NOSE IS HIP HEIGHT AGAIN!

Fortunately that was NOT my regular grocery store - and no one there knows me or will probably ever see me again - unless God is really out to get me!