Jun. 12, 2008

Funny Things Little Girls Say

You remember a few weeks ago I was mortified by Janney's indiscretion in a grocery store; well, my tattle tale has struck again.

Today I was escorting Janney to the ladies room, walking down a hall past an elevator. Another mummy was talking to her son:  "Are you watching that little girl?  Yes such a pretty little girl.  You're such a flirt"

Well, Janney mis-heard that other mummy's word and turned and said "Yes, it was my mummy that farted."

HELLO!!???  The other mother burst into laughter and said "out of the mouths of babes!".. I related Janney's previous occasion of ratting me out, and we all had a good laugh... at my expense of course.

And for the record - there was NO tooting on my part today.

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You know that song London Bridge is Falling Down.  - put the tune in your head and sing along with Janney.

Mother bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down, Mother bridge is falling down, my bare lady.


Now I promise you.. I PROMISE YOU.. I was fully clothed all day today - FULLY clothed at all times!  Again, I seem to be the butt of Janney's humour.
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Jun. 13, 2008 - Thanks for the great laugh!

Posted by Anonymous
Shabbat Shalom, Sombra,
Thanks for the funny sayings. I hope you are journeling them. I didn't do that and I am so sorry. I know my children said funny things too, but I don't remember all of them.
Have a great Shabbos,
Leslie
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Jun. 13, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Anonymous
Ahhh ... LOVE the funny stories ... sorry they are at your expense.

My aunt was in line at a bank one time and her 4 year old daughter was playing at a little table quite a distance from her. My aunt heard her daughter calling "Mommy" and turned to see what she wanted. Her daughter simply shook her finger and said, "Mommy, DON'T pick your nose!!"
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Jun. 14, 2008 - LOL!

Posted by missionarymama
Too funny! What a little nut. Now I know what I have to look forward to with a girl,eh? :)
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