Ten Things That are More Productive than Reading My Blog

I'm in a strange mood today. Aren't you glad I told you? Yes, I know...you come to my blog just to see what funky emotions are coursing through my heart. I promise you there is better stuff you could be doing with your time than reading about my life. Let me share some with you.

10 Things That are More Productive than Reading My Blog

1. picking your nose with a fake finger

2. seeing how long it takes you to lick your elbow

3. removing your leg hair with tweezers (pluck...ouch...pluck...ouch...pluck....ouch)

4. reciting the Chinese alphabet backwards (reading my blog would be a lot easier but less profitable)

5. finding out what all five members of New Kids On The Block look like now. (you know you want to check it out, Lyddie)

6. creating Miis for every person you know http://www.joystiq.com/media/2006/10/mii.swf

7. Watching a video of a 6yo boy breakdancing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d26XQMMJxno

8. Taking an "Are You A Feminist?" quiz http://www.blogthings.com/areyouafeministquiz/?newleftcolumn=yes&order=4 (you'd better stop reading my blog if you are, you're bound to be offended because the quiz told me that I am a 'feminist worst nightmare". Barefoot and pregnant, baby!)

9. Use this Baby Name Genie baby to generate the perfect baby name. Apparently, if our baby is a boy, his name will be Calvin Pierce.

10. Spend hours coming up with a list of ten things that are more productive than reading my blog.

11:12 PM - Apr. 2, 2008 - post comment

Untitled Comment

Oh you're a funny one....

Blessings ~
Angela

trustingdaily - 12:39 AM - Apr. 3, 2008

---

Totally ahead of the game

I've already checked out a current interview with NKOTB hosted by people.com. Yeah, that's right I know what they all look like...2 words: "plastic surgery." Also, they are still as lame as they were when we were absolutely in love with them 18 years ago....dear me, when did we get old?

Oh, and for the record, I still have the Frankfurt concert shirt...remember, the one that has blood on it from my nosebleed cause our seats were so "rockin" - I think that was on my 9th or 10th birthday.....

You should write a story about our life.

(P.S. Does it mean anything if I thought of a lot of other productive and profitable things to do besides read your blog, but I still read your blog?)

Annoying Newlywed - 5:36 PM - Apr. 3, 2008

---