I have waited to make the public announcement until now lest I undo progress... but...

Dash is potty trained! 

He did it right after the last Dash to the Potty post where I nearly lost my mind over his lack of potty training.  He has been dry during the day and most nights for almost three weeks now!

Which just goes to prove The Second Law of JenDynamics:  That which drives you crazy will only change once it has driven you so crazy you finally decide to give in to it because you firmly believe it will never change.

I have to work on the wording for that Law, because the First Law is, dare I say it myself, eloquent.  The First Law of JenDynamics, "No one cares as much about what you do as you do" was discovered in public high school when I was "sweet" 16.  I could write an essay on why it is an immutable law that works on so many levels, but I will spare you that dissertation for another day.

Oh, and did I mention this?  DASH IS POTTY TRAINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(insert Hallelujah Chorus here) ;)