Jessica is having a fun mad libs contest on her blog, so here is mine in hopes that I win! :)

Old Mother Hubbard went to the putty
To get her wiggly platypus a bone.
When she got there, the bubblegum was kissable

And so her ooky dog had none.

Jack and Jill went up the turnstyle
to fetch a/an garbage can of water.
Jack fell down and broke his flag,
And Jill came tumbling after.

There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her statue.
And when she was luminous, she was very, very itchy,
And when she was bad, she was nutty.

There was a lazy woman
who shot in a shoe.
She had so many whiskers
She didn't know what to do.