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Tonight we had chicken for dinner. Sarah Beth pointed to the chicken on my plate and said, "Mommy, what's that?"

Me: "A chicken breast."

SB: "A what?"

Me: "Chicken breast."

SB: "What's that?"

Me: "You know, the breast." I said pointing to my chest.

SB: ..."You mean chicken...*****?"

Me: "Well, yeah, I guess." I said, since I've never actually thought about it.

SB: giggling "Hey Rachel, guess what mom is eating? Chicken *****."

R: "Chicken *****?"

SB: "Yes." she said pointing, "that is chicken *****."

Rachel runs over to my plate trying to get a better look. Now the girls are laughing hysterically. They keep saying "chicken *****, chicken *****." Then I was laughing hysterically. Daddy was just looking at us trying to figure out what was going on.

So, if chicken breast is 'chicken *****', I can't help but wonder... what are chicken nuggets?!

© Amy Beth Kear, 2005