May. 29, 2007
And Don't Eat The Birdseed....
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Things you never thought you'd say....seems to be a daily occurrence around my home. I'm learning this boy life as I go, and I can't say that I understand yet ,what exactly makes them tick. One thing that I can definitely say that I've learned is that - I have a lot yet to learn. The things that come out of my mouth every day surprise, even, me. Especially me. Don't lick your toes. Don't pee on your brother. Don't eat the cat's food. Where are your underpants? Don't chase the ice cream truck. What is this and why is it on my table? Don't step on your brother's head. Do you have a death wish? Yes, that is a beautiful rock, sweetie. Whose toothbrush is on the floor? Spaghetti for breakfast? Get off of the roof, right now! What would possess you to drink vinegar?! And that's just the short list... No, there's never a dull moment at my house. Sometimes I look around and wonder "who just said that...surely not me?". Being the only female in a house full of men makes for one very eventful life. I guess you know you're a parent when your day starts with "Good morning, son....did you know that your shirt is on backward?" |