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Part Two, summer of Adventures
Chapter Four…Of pirates and Battles
The chat room turned out to be a big hit. Sybil found that someone was always on it, and so she always had someone to talk to. This helped break through those sudden cases of writer’s block and the urges to give up. Maddock had finally over stepped his bounds and done what no other character had dared to do yet, take over the book.
Sybil would have killed him off but for one tiny problem, Katie adored him. If she so much as glared at the man Katie ran to his aid. Maddock knew this fact and with great delight continually told Sybil there was nothing she could do to him, if she valued her life.
One fine Saturday Sybil found herself all alone. Her parents had been planning a date; they were heading over to one of the bigger towns for the day, just the two of them. Sybil was rather delighted when she learned she was to have the house all to herself. However, after spending her morning writing, and arguing with Maddock, she found she was quite board.
The Inklings never met on Saturdays, so after reading a book for a while Sybil decided to get on the internet and see if anyone was in the chat room. It was a little before two, she figured no one would be on in the afternoon, but she also figured she had nothing to loose.
It took her a while to get on, and when she did she was surprised to find someone was on, Hanz.
“Hi,” Sybil typed.
“Hi!” Came back the reply. “I didn’t think anyone would be on today. Justyne said she was coming on at two.”
“Well, I am alone today; my parents are out of town, mind if I hang around to chat?” Sybil typed after a moments thought.
“Not at all,” Hanz wrote. “I am writing at the moment, if I vanish do not panic, I shall be back.”
“Okay,” Sybil leaned back in her chair and looking out the window debated if she wanted to go out or not.
A few moment’s later Justyne got on, and for a while the three talked about their books and writing, typical Inklings stuff. They then talked about their characters, and Sybil could not help but complain about Maddock.
“He is such a pain, he has taken over the story and set himself up as the hero,” Sybil typed.
Maddock leaned over her chair to read the words. “Are you still complaining?” he asked.
“Yes I am!” Sybil grumbled. “And I won’t stop until you behave!”
Maddock turned and ran downstairs; Sybil ignored him and returned to her chat. Not five minutes later then a new person joined the chat, Maddock.
“Ignore anything she says about me!” he typed.
“Why don’t you listen?” Hanz asked.
“I do, I am just helping her out; you should have seen the book before I started!”
“It wasn’t that bad!” Sybil argued.
“You really should be nicer,” Justyne said. “You do not know how hard it is to be an author!”
“And you do not know how hard it is to be a character!”
“I agree!” a fifth person, named Jordaan, typed.
“Who are you?” Maddock asked.
“I am Hanz’s character!” Jordaan answered.
“I thought Prinz Eugen was?” This from Maddock.
“He is, he is the one who is a suck up; if Hanz told him to jump he would ask how high.”
“Sounds like Theobald!”
“What are you doing on here?” Hanz demanded.
“Talking, what are you going on here?”
“Get off this moment!”
“Come and make me!”
“Come on, no fighting!” Justyne interrupted. “Jordaan be nice!”
“He started it!”
Sybil shook her head. “I feel sorry for you Hanz.”
“Ah don’t worry, I can handle him.”
“How?” Sybil asked. “Maybe I can try it on Maddock.”
“You really must try and get along with him Sybil,” Justyne typed. “Surely he can’t be that bad.”
“Thank you Justyne, you tell her!” Maddock threw in.
“You should be more respectful to her Maddock, she did create you!” Justyne scolded.
“Yes,” another name came up, Timothy. “It is possible for authors and characters to live in peace.”
“Not with mine!” Maddock argued.
“Same with Hanz!” Jordaan typed.
“Need I remind you Jordaan that I kill you? Keep this up and I shall kill you early.” Hanz said.
“You KILL him?” Maddock demanded. “You can’t kill a hero off!”
“Yeah you tell him Maddock, that is what I said but he ignored me.”
“You can kill some hero’s,” Timothy typed slowly. “Some die very brave deaths, as I heard you do Jordaan.”
“Who cares?” Maddock asked. “He dies, that goes against every rule in writing!”
“Tell me about it,” Jordaan grumbled.
“Not only do I kill him, but I can beat him with my eyes closed,” Hanz typed.
“Sure you can,” Maddock was pushing it and Sybil knew it.
“I can!” Hanz said. “Just ask him!”
“Did he?” Maddock asked.
Silence, then, “Yes, he did.”
“Well…” Maddock was at a loss for words.
“Well what?” Hanz demanded. “And keep this in mind Maddock; I can beat any character that comes at me!”
“Not me!” Maddock wrote quickly. “I am known in Hemlock as a bold fighter!”
“That is in Hemlock, in my world I am known as a great warrior, as I am in this world!”
“You willing to put force behind those words?”
“I would, if you think you are brave enough to take me on!”
Sybil was gigging so hard by then she could barely type.
“Come on guys,” Justyne typed. “Let’s not fight with each other!”
“But there is no one else to fight with!” Maddock said.
“Not quite true,” Jordaan typed. “I was out scouting earlier and saw a small band of men out on patrol; they were from one of the enemies camps.”
Everyone’s ears perked up. “How shall we get to them?” Sybil asked eagerly.
“Are you joking?” Justyne typed. “We have the power of the pen!”
Sybil giggled, and the next moment, with a little writing, found herself on a grassy hill with Timothy, Jordaan, Maddock, Hanz, and Justyne. They grinned at each other and for a moment enjoyed the feel of the warm summer sunshine and the feel of the breeze blowing over them.
Suddenly Prinz came running up the other side of the hill. He stopped in front of Hanz and saluted. “There is a band of about twenty men coming up the hill,” he reported. Jordaan scowled at the man but Prinz ignored him.
“Seven against twenty,” Hanz said thoughtfully.
“Ah that is nothing!” Jordaan exclaimed. “We can take them!”
The others nodded in agreement and Hanz drew his sword. “Okay then! Let’s show them they shouldn’t mess with us!”
Sybil giggled excitedly and drew her sword. Over the stillness the seven of them could plainly hear the tramp of feet as the men came closer. There was the distinct sound of clanking armor. Justyne drew one of her invisible swords, her face grim. Timothy stood at faithfully at her side.
Jordaan shifted his feet eagerly as the men topped the hill; they stopped when their eyes landed on the seven standing against them.
“They must be joking!” the leader said.
“Or insane,” another man added.
“I am insane!” Sybil said with a giggle.
Maddock rolled his eyes. “You got that right.”
Hanz looked the captain in the eye and called out to him, “I suggest you take your men and leave!”
“And of we don’t?” the captain said with a laugh. “What do you plan to do boy?”
“If you don’t we shall have to kill every last one of you!” Hanz said boldly.
The man tossed back his over sized head, he was a bad guy after all and one knows most bad guys are anything but handsome, and laughed a deep booming laugh that seemed to shake the earth. “You are funny! You really think you can stand against us? We out number you ten to one, and we are warriors, you are children!”
“Children?” Prinz asked with a scoff. “Do I look like a child to him?”
“Yes you do boy!” the captain sneered.
This probably should be added to the list of things one does not do in one’s life, call a warrior a child. No sooner had the words left the man’s mouth then a spear left Prinz’s hand, and struck the captain right in the chest. He fell dead with a sneer on his face.
The other soldiers blinking and looked in amazement at their dead captain. Hanz lofted his sword as with one voice the men all yelled and charged the seven of them. None of them moved as the men came on them like a flood. The first to reach Sybil and them were struck dead.
Once they were down Maddock leaped over the dead bodies and jumped into the center of the enemy, cutting the men down left and right. Jordaan laughed almost insanely and ran to join him, but did not make it far before he was surrounded and found himself facing enough me to content him for a while.
Hanz and Prinz were nearly side by side, cutting and chopping with great skill. Timothy remained at Justyne’s side while Sybil found herself facing a couple of overly large men who looked like Huns who had done a major work out. She could not help smiling at them before she ran and them, stabbing one in the chest, pulling her sword out and hitting the other man in the legs. As he fell she hit him in the back, killing him before he hit the ground.
Turning she found herself facing even more men, and as she looked out over the battle she realized there was more then twenty men there, more like two hundred. Where the men had come from Sybil was not about to ask, in stead she killed three more and began to hack her way to Maddock’s side. Might as well fight next to someone then alone.
Across the battle field Justyne had dropped her sword by accident, a real pain considering it was invisible, and so had grabbed her bow instead. She shot at the men with great speed, dropping them as they came at her, Timothy stood behind her, killing the men who were trying to stab her in the back.
Jordaan found himself pinned against a tree, the only tree on the hill. He wondered how he was gotten there, but as the men did not seem the type for answering questions he did not ask. He simply slew them where they stood, or rather fought.
Nearly on the other side of the little hill Hanz and Prinz were still holding their own, even though they had been separated. Prinz had drawn his dagger which he was tossing into the guys, once he tossed it he would fight his way to the man it was in, pull it out, and toss it again.
Hanz had given up on his sword for a while, and sheathing it, had drawn his pistols. He was now shooting them off, firing with great speed, and dropping men before they got within ten feet of him. The wonderful thing about writing is that you do not have to reload pistols unless you so choose to do so. And at the moment Hanz did not choose to do so, and so fired without fear of running out of bullets.
Sybil was somewhere in the center of the field, though nearer to the spot Justyne and Timothy had been at when Justyne dropped her sword. They had by then made their way upward, closer to the top of the hill.
Sybil was finding it was one thing writing about battles, and quite another actually fighting in them. She was dropping men rather well, but felt like she was fighting a loosing battle when she happened to trip over something. Looking down she saw nothing though she could feel it at her legs.
A man was rushing her, but when Sybil tried to rise she tripped again. She gave up on rising, waited till the man was closer, and tossed her sword at him. She was surprised when it hit him in the chest and dropped him. However before she had time to delight in her victory another man took his place.
“Blast!” Sybil muttered as she reached down at her feet, and cut her hand on the sword.
Yanking her hand back Sybil gasped in pain, then realized what it was, and reached for it again. The tricky thing about invisible swords is finding the hilt. Sybil fumbled for it as the man come closer. She pricked her fingers a few more times before she located the hilt and stumbling to her feet ran the man through, who was shocked at being jabbed with something he could not see.
No sooner had he fallen to the ground then Sybil pulled out the sword and running over to the other man grabbed her sword. By then the men had thinned out, and Hanz was finishing off most with his pistols. Sybil saw Justyne near the hill top and called up, “I found your sword!”
Justyne came running back down, weaving her way through the dead bodies, as Hanz’s joined them. “Thank you,” she said as she took the sword form Sybil. “These things are so hard to keep track of!”
“That was almost too easy,” Hanz said as he held his smoking pistols in his hands.
“That was easy?” Justyne asked as she looked at the dead men.
“Yes, I was expecting more out of them.”
Sybil looked confused. “You mean more of a fight? If you ask me they found quite, well. I had a hard time keeping my head on my shoulders!”
Hanz shook his head. “I am sorry to hear that!”
“So am I!” Justyne almost scolded. “I take it you have not fought much?”
“There has never been much near for it in Hemlock,” Sybil said thoughtfully. “Come to think of it this is my friend real battle!”
“Then I would suggest you stay close to one of u until you get better at it.”
Sybil looked down at the two men she had killed. He was probably right, she had almost been killed after all.
“Justyne!” Timothy’s sudden broke their conversation.
Justyne turned and looked up at her character. “What?” she called up. He was on the hill top.
“There were more then twenty!” Timothy looked a little worried.
“We know that!” Sybil yelled back as she looked at all the dead men.
“A lot more,” Timothy said as he looked down the other side of the hill. “We are going to nee some help!”
Justyne took off up the hill followed closely by Hanz and Sybil. The moment they topped the hill Sybil gasped in amazement. Below them was another valley, and this valley was crowded with an army of at least a thousand or more. A heavily armed army that looked fresh and ready for a fight.
Hanz shook his head and Jordaan, Maddock, and Prinz joined them. Maddock looked out at the army and then over at Hanz. “Can you take them on?”
Hanz looked at the army before them. It was like looking out at one’s death, there was no way seven could stand against so many. However they were a little stuck now. “Yes, I believe I can, I believe we all can!” Hanz said with smile.
Sybil suddenly could not stop the grin that pulled at the corner of her mouth. This was going to be one grand battle!
“Hanz, we are going to need back up of we plan to live through this!” Prinz said with clam urgency.
Hanz nodded his head. “You are right, Prinz you are the fastest. I need you to run and get the armies here as fast as you can. We shall hold these guys off until you return.”
Prinz was reluctant to leave but he bowed quickly and darted off, moving quickly. Sybil watched him go thinking, “Now it is a thousand to six, we are done for!”
The enemy was now moving up the hill, slowly as though they had nothing in the world worth hurrying for. Sybil gripped her side tighter and faced the see of men. She could not see the end of the army, a fact that brought her no comfort.
Sybil heard a whoosh by her ear and turning saw Justyne had released an arrow. One of the lead men fell from his horse. Sybil blinked and Justyne grinned, “Why wait for them to come, the more I kill now the less we have to fight!”
Sybil grinned as Justyne shot her bow again. Hanz yelled and rising his pistols shot at the men as they advanced. Sybil looked around and found a bow one of the dead men had been using. She picked it up and collecting some arrows began firing upon the army.
The first rank of men began to drop, falling off their horses. They second rank however was armed with bows and arrows as well. When they saw their comrade’s fall they started to ran arrows down on the six who stood atop the hill. Quickly they ran for cover, ducking behind anything that offered protection, the tree, rocks.
Once the arrows ceased the six of them, being as Maddock, Jordaan and Timothy were now also armed, ran back to the hill top and dropped more of the men before they had to seek cover. They were able to come out more time before the enemy was on top of them and they had to content with swords for close range fighting. Hanz, however, still used his pistols.
Maddock was still standing on the hill top, now fighting with two swords, when a crack from one of the pistols reminded him of his rocks. They were special rocks that exploded, something. Thankfully Maddock always carried them about with him.
Sybil found herself alone again, not in the best position either. She found herself on very rocky ground, big, white rocks stood out from the green grass, making moving hard, and fighting next to impossible. Sybil ran one man through, hit another in the head, and leaped up on a rock to avoid the third man’s sword. However she lost her balance and fell backwards.
The man leaped over the rock and stood towering over her, she turned and reached for her fallen sword. The man kicked it away and lifting hi sword prepared to drive it into her, killing her were she lay. “Man this would make one grand scene in a book!” Sybil gasped, famous author’s last words.
“What?” The man asked with a shake of his head as a man ran up behind him and with a quick blow cut his head off.
As the man fell dead Jordaan tossed Sybil her sword and said, “Be more careful!”
Sybil grinned at him and said, “How sweet, you saved my life.”
“Someone had to,” Jordaan muttered as he ran back into the fight. An Earth shattering blast stopped him in his tracks. A man ran up behind him and prepared to kill him as he stood, frozen for a second.
Sybil saw the man and running in between him and Jordaan killed him. Jordaan turned, say the dead man at Sybil’s feet and gasped as she said, “Be more careful!”
Another explosion shook the ground, it was followed by Maddock yelling, “Take that you cowards!” And the sound of marching, only this time the marching was coming from the other direction, behind the six fighters.
They all turned as a trumpet blast announced the army. At first Sybil thought it was more of the enemy, until her eyes landed on Prinz who was leading the army. Hanz whooped and cheered, yelling, “Way to go Prinz!”
A soldier lifted his knife to throw it at Hanz, trying to catch him off guard. Hanz quickly ducked allowing the knife to wail past his head. He turned and shot the man, spun the pistol around, and holstered it.
“Show off!” Maddock called as the army continued its advance and Justyne continued shooting off arrows.
Maddock turned and once more starting throwing his rocks as the army lead by Prinz charged up the hillside. Sybil picked up another sword and began to swing them both as Timothy fought his way to his author’s side. He had somehow been separated from her, how he was not sure.
Jordaan was still within ten feet of Sybil, which was probably a good thing as the way she was swing both swords almost made her an ineffective fighter. She needed someone to make sure she kept her head.
Behind the fighters the army came up, and Prinz ran to Hanz to get his orders. They were brief and simple, “Kill them all.”
Prinz ran back, relayed the orders to the general and then fought his way back to Hanz. The army moved into place, pushing cannons up to the top of the hill where they rained down cannon balls on the enemy. This, coupled with Maddock’s rocks, did a great deal of damage.
Justyne turned and fired her arrows on the men fighting her friends. Timothy made it to her side again and once more took to guarding her back.
Jordaan and Sybil found themselves side by side, a dangerous place for Jordaan considering she still had both swords. After nearly loosing his head when he was standing too close, Jordaan moved back and left Sybil alone as she fought. Loosing his head to an enemy would be explainable. Loosing his head to a girl who was wildly swinging two swords, Hanz would never let him live that one down!
Once the cannons arrived on the scene the men began to fall back, though most did not make it far before they were killed. As they retreated Hanz mounted one of the rider-less horses and yelled, “After them!”
Sybil caught a horse as it ran past, she quickly mounted and rode after Hanz and Justyne who had a head start on her. They rode into the valley, leading the others after the fleeing enemy, and fought on until every last one of the men where slain. Needless to say it was not a pretty sight.
No sooner had the battle ended then Justyne and Timothy had to leave to go to dinner. It was quite disappointing to have them leave, even though they promised they would be at the meeting on Monday.
Maddock walked up to Sybil and Hanz just as Justyne and Timothy vanished. Prinz was talking with the General of the Army, discussing battle plans from the sounds of it. Jordaan was still on the hill top, slowly making his way down.
“I must say, you are an impressive fighter,” Maddock said as he bowed his head in Hanz’s direction.
“Thank you,” Hanz said as he holstered his pistols. “You are a gallant fighter yourself.”
Sybil was cleaning off her sword, an overly long French rapper. Maddock eyes her and looked as though he wanted to say something, but it was probably something kind and it would not do to say something kind to his author. Besides, Jordaan had joined them by then.
Sitting down on a rock Jordaan grinned. “Well that was exciting, but I am hungry now.”
Hanz shook his head at his character. “You are always hungry.”
“I am a growing boy,” Jordaan said, his stomach rumbled as though in agreement.
Behind them Prinz was dismissing the army. “I am hungry too,” Maddock said as he watched the man. Then turning to Sybil asked, “What is for dinner?”
“Mom left some money for pizza,” Sybil said as she struggled to sheath her sword.
Hanz helped her saying, “You need a shorter sword Sybil.”
“Tell me about it,” she muttered. “I am buying a claymore next time.”
“Why?” Jordaan asked. “Why not a board sword?”
“Claymore’s are Scottish,” Sybil said with a giggle.
Maddock rolled his eyes.
Sybil looked out over the battle field. “We sure got a lot of them.”
Hanz grinned. “I warned him!”
Jordaan cleaned his sword on the ground as his stomach continued to growl. Once his sword was clean he muttered, “I am starving! I am going home Hanz to find something to eat, I will see you there.”
Jordaan vanished before Hanz could say anything. He moaned and said, “He is going to eat us out of house and home!”
“Shall I go and keep an eye on him?” Prinz asked.
Hanz broke into a wide grin. “If you won’t mind, I will be there soon but if you could watch him till then…” Prinz nodded and with a salute vanished after Jordaan.
Maddock’s stomach rumbled and he looked at Sybil. “Are you going to order the pizza soon?” he asked hopefully.
Sybil rolled her eyes. “I will go order it now if you will stop acting like you are dying!”
Maddock grinned. “Deal!”
Sybil groaned and said to Hanz, “I will see you Monday I suppose, if you are coming?”
Hanz nodded. “Yes I will be there.”
Sybil smiled and said, “Okay, see you then!” Before she vanished leaving Maddock and Hanz alone.
For a moment neither said anything, then Hanz said, “We kind of made a mess of the valley.”
“They started it, and most of the mess is my fault.”
Hanz eyed the young man. “How so?”
“I killed most of them,” Maddock muttered. “With my rocks.”
Hanz rolled his eyes. “If we are counting who killed the most you are not allowed to count the ones you killed with your rocks.”
“Why not?” Maddock demanded.
“Because none of the rest of us had rocks that explode and take out hordes of them all at once.”
“That is not my problem. You choose your weapon I choose mine.”
“Then I can count the ones killed with the cannons,” Hanz said with a satisfied smile.
“But you didn’t even shoot them!” Maddock argued.
“Then you can’t count your rocks!”
Maddock grunted. “Fine, I don’t need them anyways! I killed more then you without them!”
“In your dreams maybe.”
“You want to count them and see?” Maddock demanded.
Hanz waved his hand up the hill. “Be my guest!”
“You count them!” Maddock exclaimed. “You are the one who wants to know!”
“No I don’t, you are the one who is doubting me! I already know I beat you,” Hanz smiled as Maddock rested his hand on his sword hilt.
That was when Justyne happened to come back. “I forgot my sword,” she said with a sheepish grin and she searched for it. Her eyes landed on Maddock and Hanz, both looking slightly riled. “What are you two up to?” she asked.
“Nothing,” Maddock said as he lowered his hand.
Hanz shook his head. “Nothing much, just debating who killed more men.”
Justyne shook her head. “Boys,” she said. “And to settle it you two were going to have a duel?”
“Of course not!” Maddock cried.
Hanz shook his head. “Not at all!” he said with an innocent look.
Justyne didn’t look convinced, but she did not press the matter. “Why don’t you have contested to settle it?”
“Huh?” Maddock asked, his brain did not function well when he was hungry.
“Contests, like knife throwing, pistol shooting, things like that,” Justyne said as she started to fade, her sword forgotten. “Nut no duels!”
“We won’t, we promise!” Hanz called as she disappeared.
“Now what?” Maddock asked who rather liked duels.
“We have contests I suppose,” Hanz said with a grin.
Maddock shrugged and pulled his dagger from his belt. “Shall we do knife throwing first?”
Hanz found a knife in the ground, this he pulled up as he said, “Yes, let’s”
And so for the next hour Hanz and Maddock had their contest. Maddock was so intent with it he failed to hear when Sybil called him to dinner. After they completed the knife throwing they moved on to bows, and then ended with pistols. By the end of the day Maddock was starting to think authors really weren’t that bad.
As he and Sybil ate their pizza that night while watching Sybil’s favorite movie, “Narnia, The Lion, the witch, and the wardrobe.” Maddock said, “Hanz really isn’t that bad of a guy.”
Sybil nodded her head. “I had a lot of fun with him and Justyne today.”
Maddock nodded his head and as Sybil sank back into the couch said, “I think he is going to be the first author I actually get along with!”
Oh how wrong he was! |