Mar. 20, 2006 - HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION
HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION
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Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these?
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Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
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Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No
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Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!
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Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
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Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy?
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Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
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Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
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Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
Comments
Mar. 23, 2006 - hey
Posted by randomchic93
seeya!
