Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.'
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency, and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:
'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went out!'
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate.
'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don' t have any?'
God just shrugged and said,
JESUS SAVES!
Did you like it? Here's more!
"Highway Slobbery" (true story's)
In March 1986, a tractor-trailer from Idaho caught fire on a highway. It's contents-a giant load of frozen french fries- were instantly cooked, becoming the worlds biggest side of fries. Where did this happen? Greasy, Oklahoma.
Steve Beavers was hauling 520 beehives in June 2003 when his flatbed truck skidded on a patch of slick road near Claycomo, Missouri. The swerve was enough to knock the hives to the ground to the ground-and release about 25 million live (and not too happy) honeybees. Their first victims were the firefighters,police and tow-truck drivers who came to the scene. Then, the bugs swarmed to a nearby mobile home park, forcing residents to hide indoors all day. Some of the bugs hitched a ride on the fire-trucks and spent the rest of the day tormenting the firefighters at the local fire station. As the sun fell and the temperature dropped, so did the bees.Specialists were brought to collect the sleepy bugs. The experts put on protective gear, scooped up the sleepy bugs by the handful, and put them back in their hives.
In March 2000, an armored car spilled carrying $4,000 in pennies-that's 400,000 coins-on a freeway in Seattle, Washington. State transportation department workers arrived with shovels to do some coin collecting, but shovels weren't great for scooping up pennies. The crew was about to pick up the mess by hand when someone had a bright idea: They get a street sweeper and simply vacuum up the cash!
A lot of things in my mind, bundled into a few posts...okay, maybe not just a few.OK, I admit it, there will be a lot of posts. I hope despite the "tangled talking," you will enjoy my blog.
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