• Oct. 16, 2009
a forward i recieved in an email;
Christian One Liners:
Don't let your worries get the best of you;
Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
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It is easier to preach ten sermons
Than it is to live one.
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose,
But mosquitoes come close.
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When you get to your wit's end,
You'll find God lives there.
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People are funny; they want the front of the bus,
Middle of the road,
And back of the church.
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Opportunity may knock once,
But temptation bangs on the front door forever.
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If a church wants a better minister,
It only needs to pray for the one it has.
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We're called to be witnesses, not lawyers or Judges.
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God Himself doesn't propose to judge a man until
he is dead. So why should you?
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Some minds are like concrete
Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
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Peace starts with a smile.
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Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em.
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Stop, Drop, and Roll won't work in Hell.
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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
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Forbidden fruits create many jams.
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God doesn't call the qualified,
He qualifies the called.
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God loves everyone,
But probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts!'
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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
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He who angers you, controls you!
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If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!
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Prayer:
Don't give God instructions, just report for duty!
the task ahead of us is never great as the power behind us.
the will of god never takes you to where the grace of god will not protect you.
we don't change the message the message changes us.
you can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
the best mathematical equation i have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain.
