Homeschool and Life Lessons
Sep. 12, 2005
Need some comic relief today?

Thought this would make you laugh, I know I needed it after all this craziness since the Hurricane!

Hello, You've Reached the Mental Health Hotline:

 

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.


If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

 

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

 

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want.  Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

 

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

 

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

 

If you are dyslexic, pres 969696969696969.

 


Blessings!

 

 

 


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Sep. 12, 2005 - Untitled Comment

Posted by StellasMommy


LOL....thanks for the laugh!


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Nov. 10, 2005 - one of my favorites!

Posted by ByHisGraceInColorado


Thanks for posting this one, I have seen it before, but I always crack up because it is SO funny!!!!

Blessings,
Nancy


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