A smile for the day

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.

An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. 'Wal-Mart?' the preacher exclaimed. 'Why Wal-Mart?' 'Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week'

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, 'For fast relief.'

THE SENILITY PRAYER: Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

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Wednesday, May 7, 2008 Untitled Comment

Posted by psalms16vs2

That was great. It brought a smile to my face. :)
JoAnn

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Wednesday, May 7, 2008 Untitled Comment

Posted by diamondsintherough

I do that first exercise twice a week, on Sundays and Thursdays when I put my pantyhose on. lol

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Friday, May 9, 2008 Untitled Comment

Posted by Jocelyndixon

Haha, those were funny. :)

I know you who are, of course. : P Thanks for stopping by with the birthday wishes. Julia was so sweet to call me last night. She's a sweetheart. :)

Love
MJ

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Thursday, May 15, 2008 Oh man

Posted by JacqueDixonSoulRestES

These are funny. Can I post them on my blog?
Thanks for the laughs... or as Jocelyn said, cackling.... I really needed them today!
hugs~
Jacque

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