Posted in Humor

Subject: A Doctors' Convention
  A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that
we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
 out looking for work in six weeks."
 A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of
one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in
four weeks."
 A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced that
we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and
have both of them out looking for work in two weeks."
 The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You guys are
way behind. We are about to take a woman with no brains, send her to
Washington where she will become President, and then half the country
will be out looking for work."