Alex told this joke at lunch today: "What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?" Michael finally gave up and asked, "What?" "Stuck!" Alex exclaimed. Michael thought for a minute. "I don't get it," he said. "What's a phone booth?" Alex explained, "It's this small box that has a phone, and you can go in and make a phone call." "Oh!" Michael replied. "I saw one of those in a movie once."

I feel old. Really, really old.