Nov. 23, 2008 - Epidsode TWO!!! ...or...
Ok, so I went to Syd's house for our widdle home-church and soon she was falling all over me, begging us to do another episode. *growl* So here I am, writing about absolutely nuthin' to please a nutty gel. Yeah.
Amongst our favorite pastimes is watching Sue Thomas, FBI. *pauses* BILL!!!
Bill: Oh, uh, sorry, Pip, didn't hear you...*rubs eyes*
Bill, you weren't up late again, were you?
*nervous laugh* Who, me??? *CRASH*
Heheheh. I'll take yer word fer it. AS I WUS SAYIN'...We were watching Sue Thomas.
*crashing applaus and fanfare*
That's better, Bill, mebbe I won't fire you.
Thanks, Pip.
*Syd comes running in* DID YOU START WITHOUT ME????
*sly grin* YES!!! I was narrating in the third person. Cool, huh?
WhatEVER. Let's git this party started!!! *hauls in onions and beans*
Whut's wi the food? I HATE beans, Syd!!!
*innocent look* Naturally. So I brought them. But jist ta be fair, I brought in onions cuz I hate 'em.
Erm...that's...fair enough.
*phones rings shrilly*
I'LL GIT IT!!! *both grapple for the phone and it slips from their hands, crashing into Bill's ample stomach*
DARNNIT, Bill! Why the heck didn't I fire you?! *roaring*
I'm sorry, Pip!
*Pip hands Syd the phone with a sulky expression* Here, I don't care.
*smug grin* Heyloooo? Whu'??? WHO??? Oh. *out the side of her mouth* Pip, it's Arabella. She's made that white chicken chili again!!!
*leaps up* WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!! Is she inviting us over to have some???
*pause*
Uh; no. Actually not. *into the phone* THANKS A LOT, SIS.
*phone is hung up with a crash*
*lengthening pause*
Aw gee, we're supposed to be the number ONE comedy in America, and here we are without any white chicken chili! Nuthin' loik sisterly love!
*Syd scratches head* Well, the Bible only says brotherly love, I guess sisters jist naturally deprive each other of the sweet thing...in...LIFE! *sobs onto Pip's shoulder and is hastily pushed away*
Uhuhuhum, we're takin' a commercial break!
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We're back!!! *theme song plays annoyingly* BILL, WILL YOU SHUDDUP???
*Syd blows into hankie* So...now what? we're accomplishing diddly-squat.
We are a comedy, p'raps we should do something funny?
Ok...how do you spell FBI? *Syd dodges pillow thrown by Pip* Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Well, folks, now that we ahev come to the conclusion that Syd and I were born insane, will you support us? You can buy this week's episode for only NINTETEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS!!! And fifty-five cents. Call now! The number is 1-800-Pip-n-Syd, that's one eight hundred Pip n Syd!!!
*crickets chirp*
Well, uh...*Syd coughs* Thanks for watching this week's craziness!
*together not in-tune* ONE EIGHT HUNDRED PIP N SYD!!!!!!
*lights cut off and peace is restored*
Comments
Nov. 24, 2008 - Nice one!!!
Called by Syd
Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Love it, Pip!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I forgive you now since you did an amazing job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait for more!!!!! Have you noticed we're the only ones posting comments? Oh well! It's fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;-)Syd
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