Dec. 28, 2008 - Episode Most Glorious No. 6!!!
"1-800 Pip N Syd!!!" shouted both girl, tossing a bag of puppy chow back and forth. "Merrwe Chwistmas!" Pip howled, making Arabella the Snob put one hand delicately to her ear.
"What's widda baby tawlk?" asked Syd. Lately she'd taken up Pippernack, the odd language only diciphered by herself, Pip (it's creator, DUH) and their sister Laura.
"Cuz Oi wanna!!!" Pip shouted. She grabbed up a kitchen knife and toyed with it. Syd held up the bowl of melted chocolate and peanut butter.
"Then you don't git any lickin'!" she pronounced. A look of horror crossed Pip's face and she fell to her knees, getting out her Infamous Hankie. "Oh pleez," she begged, "gimme jista widdle!"
Syd looked wicked and held the bowl above her.
*scuffle wherein Mom, who is thought to be in cahoots with Poe Inc., shouts something audible only to Syd's sharp ears*
*CRASH*
*both girl* BILL!!!
Pip: You weren't recording all that, surely...
Bill the Soundman: Uh, well, ehrm, that is to say...
Syd: Bill! Pip tried to stab me and you CAUGHT IT ON TAPE??!!!
Pip: *brandishing her 'dagger'* Erase the film immediately or Oi shall 'ave yer 'ead!!!
Bill: *doesn't say anything*
Syd: *warily* Bill...whutcha done, boy...*rolls up her sleeves*
Bill: *while staring at Pip's dagger* I...I...the whole thing was live on the air.
Pip and Syd: *scream*
Bill: *runs*
*radio static and distant yelling*
Due to circumstances (far) beyond our control, the rest of this episode was canceled.
~PIP~ the Ever Popular Freak
Comments
Dec. 29, 2008 - So true!!!!
Called by Syd
RAH RAH Pip! Verra nicely done! :-D Another great week to be sure! :-D
~Syd
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Jan. 3, 2009 - Untitled Comment
Called by chezdak
that was crazy but quite funny
chezdak
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Jan. 10, 2009 - AAAHHH
Called by forestcrazy
WEIRD
This is like reading about the adventures of you and me?!?!?!
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