Jan. 14, 2009 - Episode #7 (I think) by Slaytyr MacKenzie

Dear Person-Who-Fortunately-Stumbled-Across-This-Blog, One day in a million
   You may not know me. You may not want to know me after the harrowing tale I am about to tell! It is the story (slightly dramatized) of how Syd met Pip (or how Pip met Syd. Whichever you would like to say. Or read. Either way, it doesn't matter...much.)
   Here is the tale Syd asked me to post(because Syd is VERY busy writing a 9 page paper on the Viking's conversion to Christianity. As if you wanted to know that!) (Yes, Pip m'dear, Syd actually gave me the password!)
   Anyhow, this is the tale(or story, or...*is shushed by Syd who is trying to work*) of Pip and Syd (or Syd and Pip. Or Sip and Pyd *dodges the Viking helmet that Pyd (I MEAN SYD!!!) threw*) met (WHEW! Did ya get through that maze?!)

   It was a dark and stormy night. *"Jaws" theme music plays softly in the background* Syd had gone to the Library for some much needed stress relief. Suddenly, *music gets louder* she was grabbed by a shadowy figure in a dark corner. She was not afraid! That shaking was because she was cold! Anyway, the shadowy figure began to speak ina rasping voice that echoed down the dark halls of slightly dusty but well-loved books. The shadowy figure was saying, "AS a punishment for that over-due fine, you are sentenced to one day of HARD manual labor with ugly girls who will take away your cream puffs!" Syd screamed at this horrible thought and the shadowy figure dragged her into the (prepare yourselves) STAFF'S KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!! There, Syd was forced to look at the dreadful face of another girl (if she could be called "a girl" for she looked like a monster) while washing plates and platters *sings and dances to this new song he made* abd pitchers and pans and *is clonked in the head with a Viking helmet thrown by Syd, stops singing and resumes story*
   AS I was saying, Syd was washing plat...uhh...dishes. The monster suddenly spoke and Syd jumped (not because she was scarrded, mind you, but because she had squirted lemon-scented dishsoap in her eye)
   "Wha's yer name, kid?" The monster croacked
   Syd gulped. (Not because she was scared, mind you, but because...) *Syd yells from corner* I WAS TOO SCARED!
   *clears throat* Well, okay....hmmm.....Oh well!!! Syd gulped (because she WAS scared) and turned toward the monster. It was a dreadful looking thing with hair flying all over the place,a GINORMOUS nose!!!!!!!!!! (HEY! Syd! I'm writing this!!! Go work on the Vikings!!!!!!.....Sorry Pip. You still love me, right? ) *glares @ Syd* As I was saying! *ahem*
   Syd turned toward the monster and stammered, "Uhhh...Syd....sir...I mean..ma'am."
   "Cease your babbleing minion!" The monster bellowed.
   Syd's eyes grew large and her mouth snapped shut.
   When all the dishes washed and put away the shadowly figure gave Syd another job...sadly..it was with the monster. The job was to not let anyone in who had food or drink. As Syd was just adjusting to the Monster being right next to her, an old lady cam hobling thru the doors. In her hand was a bottle of (dun, dun, DUN!) Diet Dr. Pepper!
   Syd watched in horror as Pip (who wa the monster if you haven't guessed) pounced on the woman, ripped the drink from her hand, handcuffed her and led her to the (dun, dun, DUN!) STAFF'S KITCHEN!!!!*
   Pip came out of the kitchen only to fing Syd fainted on the floor. Pip smacked Syd a couple times and the two have been wonderful friend ever since! Has no t one of the poets said "Noble friends are the best gift, and noble enemies the second best"?
   *ends his tale because Syd is asking how to spell "anxcious"*
   And so, for Sip and Pyd, GOODNIGHT! (or morning, or whatever time....)*is knocked out by the dictionary that Syd threw*

                        ~Slaytyr MacKenzie
*no old women were harmed in the making of this broadcast

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Comments

Jan. 14, 2009 - Untitled Comment

Called by Pip

Oh MAN, lemme git mah hands on Syd! Oi cain't help it thet Oi gotta German/IRISH (emphasis aimed at Syd) nose!!! An' who the 'eck wus thet raspy voiced dude?!
Yeh, Slaytyr, Oi still luve ya...LOIK, Oi mean. D'ya gotta nickname, typin' out Slaytyr is gittin' tiresome!
God bless,
The Ever Popular Freak...otherwise known as
Pip!!!

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Jan. 17, 2009 - Untitled Comment

Called by dreamwalker

Hahahaha, wow. That was...interesting.
You won't absolute despise me if I laugh right Pip? :D HAHAHAHA! Okay, I suppose I should stop now.
MJT,
Zel

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