Jan. 24, 2009 - The Most Gloriousest, the Most Making-Fun-of-est, EVIL post EVEH! Otherwise known as...episode nine
*Bill plays theme music*
Pip: *strides in humming The Phantom Of The Opera in dramatic tones*
Pip: We have a MOST interesting *ahem* amusement for you loverly peoples...who just MIGHT be reading these RIDICULOUS entries...
Syd: *comes in LATE*
Pip: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
Syd: Gettin' our amusement! *drags in large iron cage*
Bill: WHAT is THAT? We don't have room for that stuff 'n nonsense! *pauses* Does it have theme music?
Syd: *rolls eyes at Bill*
Pip: *walks over and peers at the hideous orange cloth covering the cage* Whut's in there? CREAM PUFFS?! Or have ya finally brought Montezuma, may the revenge ever be his?
Syd: NO. Dare I lift the cover? *puts hand to forehead and cocks an eyebrow*
Pip: Have you been reading Hamlet again?! *is mad*
Syd: TO BE, OR NOT TO BE! That is the question...I say not to be. You should NOT be mad, ok?!
Bill: *snickers*
Pip n Syd: *smack each other for no good reason*
Syd: I LIKE THE GUY ON SPACE PLANET!
Pip: Oh WHERE?! Doncha mean Treasure Planet, smart aleck?
Syd: I'm not a smart aleck when I know what I'm talking about! *looks confused for a moment* You call it Treasure Planet, I call it Space Planet!
Pip: [*is getting mad at all these bloomin' typos...*] ONIONS!
Bill: When are we gonna open the cage, huh, huh, huh?!!!!!! *hops up and down*
Syd: *witheringly* Bill, aren't you supposed to be in the sound room? NARNIA'S BETTER OWF WI'OUT TH' LOT O' YOU!
Bill: YES, AND THROW THEM AT THE TELEMARINES!
Pip: *sighs and consents to the inescapable ritual* And you wonder whoi we don' loik you...
Syd: Orrr so we sdought....
A Rabid Squirrel: *trips in and runs in front of Syd* ROOOOT BEEEERRRRR! *pings off the walls*
Syd: *shrieks and stomps on the squirrel, accidentally stumbling on the awrful orange blanket covering the cage*
Orange Covering: *falls dramatically to the ground like the covering for The Wardrobe*
Bill, Pip and Rabid Squirrel: *all stare at the cage's contents*
Syd: *stands up with a bump on her head* What ees happeeneen, I am heepy!
Pip: *wrenches her terrified gaze at the cage's contents to knock Syd upside the head*
Syd: *gets another bump but has sense knocked into her* How do you like my...uh...addition to the show?
Bill: *is horrified and runs into the shadowed corner*
Jules: *gasps and says in his weird voice* What is goin' on? *blinks soupily*
Pip: *crosses arms and stares at him* Whaddya THINK we're doin'? Welcome ta th' show.
Jules: *shrieks and breaks out of the cage like a wild beast* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Rabid Squirrel: *likes his shriek and scampers up a sausage tree*
Syd: *wants to EAT the tree*
Pip: *hears some random weird song on her playlist and breaks out into a dramatic dance*
Syd: *starts rattling off about Vikings*
Jules: *bolts for the door but trips over some moldy pizza rolls and dancin' poptarts, and falls flat on his face*
Pip: *takes a very heavy chain and ties Jules to a nearby chair* Muahahaha, now we have you...you must endure an ENTIRE EPISODE OF OURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jules: *fights the chains* No, anything but this, PLEASE...YOU CAN'T MAKE MEEEEE!
Syd: *looks like a priss pot* Wanna bet?
Jules: *eyes grow large*
Pip: *waltzes in with a tray of iced cream puffs and root beer*
Syd: *dives for the tray*
Pip: *yanks the tray away at the last moment and watches in bliss as Syd falls to the ground*
Syd: *groans*
Jules: *laughs weakly and makes a futile attempt at gaining favour* I thought you two were friends!
Syd: WE ARE! *clobbers Pip*
Pip: *slaps her to show her tender feelings for her*
Bill: *wants to end the show and begins bellowing the Hallelujah Chorus*
Pip N Syd: *shriek and run off*
Jules:.....HEY! Don't leave me here!
Rabid Squirrel: *rushes in and gnaws chains away*
Jules: *runs for his LIFE*
Bill: *sits down to eat all the cream puffs and root beer*
Uh...there's no more. "T-t-t-t-that's all, folks!"
Syd: (We didn't really chain Jules to a chair!)
Pip: (YES WE DID!)
PipNSyd: *smack each other and run off in search of Slaytyr and Larlian*
NOTE: Episode number nine was done by BOTH weird freaks, due to a short-notice stay-up-over. Give 'em a call, these take a LOT of WORK! Let's all have a round of applause to our "amusement"...and NO, Jules did NOT know about this beforehand, no permission was granted on his part, and he was NOT present during the typing, so...Thank you. ~The Management
Comments
Jan. 25, 2009 - Untitled Comment
Called by Storyteller
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Why was I screaming like a . . . girl? I CALL FOR A RE-DO!!! And this time let me kill a dragon or save y'all from an orc army or something like that. That would be awesome.
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Jan. 27, 2009 - *rolls eyes*
Called by Syd
Whateva Jules! We would be rescuein' YOU!!!! *giggles*
I LAWF CREAM PUFFS!!!!!!!!!
~The Non-Popular Freak
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Jan. 28, 2009 - Untitled Comment
Called by narnialover95
Oh, loverly show you two! *gives them some snicketdoodles* I'll be tuning in for more!
God Bless,
Taylor
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