Jan. 31, 2009 - EPISODE # 10 !!!!!!! WE'RE CELEBRATIN'!!!!!!!!!!!
WELCOME TO THE TENTH EPISODE AND A MOST GLORIOUS PARTY!!!!!!!!!
Pip n Syd both bellow their theme song and Bill the Soundman is veeeery happy.
Bill: IT HAS THEME MUSIC!
Pip: Of COURSE it does.
Syd: WE HAVE OUR OWN SHOW, Y'KNOW!
Pip: And for this celebration, we have decided to invite all the Inklings, all our characters...*gasps as Clovis cartwheels by*...and have cream puffs and chocolate and root beer and all thet loverly stuff. AN' TAWLK IN OUR MOST GLORIOUS INVENTED VERNACULARS!
Slaytyr: *gets out his fiddle and begins playing St. Anne's Reel*
Clovis: *dances wildly to the music*
Wall-E: *wheels around on the ceiling*
Coachroach: *gets smushed by Wall-E*
Pip: WHO WANTS ICY COLD MILK AND MONSTER COOKIES?!
Everyone jumps up and down screaming "I DO!"
Bill: *hears a crash outside* The Inklings have arrived!
Syd: *starts singing inaccurately "I've got a Bumbly Bunch of Coconuts!!!"*
Jules: *promptly throws his sword across the entrance and laughs as Jack trips over it*
Syd: *smacks Jules for being so mean*
Pip: *grabs Laura in a bear hug as she walks through the door, followed by Snicket, Liz and Barrie*
Snicket: I BROUGHT SNICKETDOODLES!!!
Chris: *walks in* But we already have monster cookies!
Pip N Syd: WHO CARES?!
Chipper: *scuttles in and grabs the cookies*
Laura: CHIPPER!
Rabid Squirrel: *makes friends with Chipper*
Poe: *jumps on Arabella*
Arabella: *lets out a scream of outrage and does a karate flip*
Syd: WHO invited THEM???
Bennie: I did!
Arabella: I GOT THE LAST HIT!
Poe: *frowns*
Syd and Arabella jump on each other, fighting over whether or not to watch the next Avonlea show
Montezuma: *grins wickedly and enjoys the show, popping popcorn*
All the Inks: *watch in terror*
Arabella: *bites Syd*
Syd: SHE BIT MEEEE!!!!!
Television set: *turns blue*
Syd: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
Arabella: *makes a snobbish face and sits down on the large puffy L-shaped couch, CLAIMING to have won both rounds*
Syd: *laughs in Arabella's face*
Archie: *strides in, grinning at Arabella*
Arabella: o_0 *faints*
Archie: *gently picks her up and carries her onto the moonlit balcony*
Syd: Archie is UGLY!!!!
Arabella: *grabs Syd by the neck and hair yelling* YOU DON'T THINK HE'S UGLY NOW DO YOU!!!?!?!?!?
Syd: *shakes her head feebly*
Jules: *runs over and grabs Syd away from Arabella, who apparently was NOT carried onto a moonlit balcony due to personal convictions!!!* DON'T HURT HER, SHE'S MY BROTHER! *pauses and looks stooypid*
Pip: *bursts into wild laughter and pushes Arabella away*
Slaytyr: *abruptly stops playing the fiddle and walks to stand by Syd's side and frowns at Jules*
Clovis: *does cartwheels for Zel, who is talking on a banana phone*
Sam, Meggy, Bethy, Mawtha, Rose, Mark, and all the rest of the Inklings: *turn the Celtic music on LOUD and drink root beer, happy to be throwing a party in the illustrious town of Dale*
Ian: *throws a black blanket around himself and scares the livin' daylights out of Laura*
Larlian: *sees the shadow on Pip's face and quickly snatches the blanket away and pushes Ian into a fast glorious dance with Snoopy*
Syd: *grins at Larlian*
Larlian: *grins back*
Pip: *rolls eyes and smirks*
Snoopy: *dances happily, grinning and looking adorable*
One of the Inklings: *hands Snoopy a flower*
Snoopy: *holds flower and is happy*
Pip: *grins evily and grabs Jules into a Irish jig*
Slaytyr: *grabs Syd and dances with her*
Syd: *is happy*
Wall-E: *wheels around to the music*
Rabid Squirel: *dances up a sausage tree while snaching Bennie's cream puffs and root beer*
Bennie: *darts up the sausage tree causing it to fall down on top of Jules and Pip*
Jules:*yells in rage and jumps on Bennie* DON'T HURT HER SHE'S ME BRUDDER TOO!!!!!
Jules and Bennie: *roll on the floor slinging fists at each other madly, not really hurting each other*
Arabella: *looks away for one second from her conversation with Archie* Boys, no fighting.
Katsy and G.B.: *hop in, wide awake* COOOKIEEEESSS!!!
Tootsie Roll: *bounds in and jumps on everyone*
Syd: *pulls out her black and green cloak and twirls it around her shoulders*
Pip: *grabs Syd's glasses and laughs wickedly as Syd runs off to put contacts in*
G.B.: *rolls around on the floor with Tootsie, barking like a puppy herself and making everyone watch where they step*
Katsy: *rolls eyes at G.B. and Tootsie and assumes her role as The Preacher*
Syd: *starts bellowing at the top of her lungs* I'VE GOTTA BUMBLY BUNCH OF COCONUTS!!!
Everyone: *yells* IT'S NOT BUMBLY!
Pip: Muahaha they side with ME.
Montezuma: *stares at the popcorn flooding the kitchen and drinks his chocolate, plotting revenge*
Poe: *sits in Mawtha's corner raising her eyebrow*
All the parents: *stick their heads in and scream in horror at the wildness, randominity and awesomeness*
Wicked Grammarian: *wonders if she will blow up at all the improper usages of the English language*
Arabella: *LAWFS the WG*
DeKker: *types madly and yells at Pip to answer his PMs*
Pip: *rolls eyes and pretends not to see him*
All the Inklings and residents of the weekly PipNSyd show start singing some song; the midnight streetlights shine cheerfully in every snowflake as it begins to flutter down.
Town Clock: *chimes exactly midnight*
Someone across the street: *is kept up all night*
PipNSyd: *yell wildly and have the best time out of all their shows*
Comments
Jan. 31, 2009 - Untitled Comment
Called by narnialover95
Snicket: Don't snicketdoodles just rocketh? They're the life of the party!
George Washington: Getting a little cocky aren't we?
Snicket: Yes yes George. Awesome post you guys!
A Cookie Baking Screaming Banshee,
Lemony Snicket
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Feb. 3, 2009 - *gasps for breath*
Called by dreamwalker
*can't stop laughing*
Zel's mum: *mutters* laughing to herself...
Hey Clovis! *does a cartwheel just to show she can* Ha!
Arialle: *does a handstand for the same reason*
*laughs hard* Oh that was so much fun!!! *can't stop smiling* The shows always make me laugh so hard!!! haha, thanks for inviting me!!! =D
God bless,
Zel
the bananaphoner
p.s. who was I talking to?!?!
Edited by dreamwalker on Feb. 3, 2009 at 10:42 PM
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Feb. 5, 2009 - Untitled Comment
Called by Storyteller
Why am I always the guy who saves the "damsels in distress"? Not that I don't like it, or anything....
And what is Slaytyr's problem, frowning at me like that?
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Feb. 5, 2009 - <em>Untitled Comment</em>
Called by nachoaveragegirl
CHIPPER GET BACK 'ERE!!!!!! Grrr.. making friends witha RABID squirrel, the nerve av that guy.
Chipper: WAA HOO!! THAT WASA AWESOME PARTY!!!!
Laura: *sees that Chipper is one a sugar-high, and runs for her life*
Chipper and the rabid squirrel: *chase Laura*
Ian: MUAHAHAHA!!! *runs around wrapped in a black blanket*
Edited by nachoaveragegirl on Mar. 7, 2009 at 8:52 PM
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Feb. 13, 2009 - Untitled Comment
Called by TheThreeGraces
Katsy: Thanks for putting me in! Gloriously random!
G.B. : *pounces on Snoopy*
Katsy: I luved it! but watch your language. :-)
Pip: WHAT LANGUAGE?!
G.B. : I thought this was a...very hyperactive sleepover y'all had. Syd, I hope you won't be "holden" by your hair again...happy Valentine's Day!
Katsy and G.B.: *scamper off*
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Apr. 6, 2009 - *punches in the numbers and listens to the dial* ANSWERING MACHINE: YOU HAVE REACHED THE PIPNSYD SHOW! PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE *BOOP* DeKker: GAAAAAAH!
Called by darkprophetthenovel
I LUVED THIS ONE!!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE SOOOO CREATIVE!
~Ted DeKker
P.S. I LUVED THE BIRTHDAY STUFFS YOU GOT ME PIPPERS!
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Apr. 6, 2009 - *dials 1-800-PipNSyd and waits as the phone rings on her end* ANSWERING MACHINE: YOU HAVE REACHED THE PIPNSYD SHOW! PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE
Called by A CREEP! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
You are verra verra creative. And thissa one was verra verra funny!
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