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Mar. 14, 2009 - FOURTEEN??? Really? Gimme a break!

Syd was sitting boredly in her house one Friday midnight, listening to the swish of the dripping rain on the roof and trying to pay attention to the cowboys in the book she was reading. Arabella the Snob and Poe of Poe, Inc. both snored thunderously on the huge L-shaped couch. Syd was bored to tears so began sobbing hysterically. ............ok, scratch that. Syd wished Pip was there instead of having frozen root beer by herself at The Party.

Nearly to the brink of being driven mad a second time, Syd pulled on her black (and green!) cloak, and wandered outside. Without thinking she found herself wandering towards the studios, where a single light glittered through the thin sheets of rain. Bill was there, most likely trying to come up with a theme song for her cowboy book. She should have never told him about it. Grumbling to herself, Syd walked through the door.

Syd: Hey Bill, whatcha doin'?

Bill: *dodging the camera stand that decided to fall over at that moment* Uh.........

Syd: *taps her foot* You aren't trying to come up with a theme song for my cowboy book, are you? *gently picks up the camera stand and names it Danny*

Bill: *brightening* Nope, but thanx for reminding me.

Syd: *screams because Bill spelled thanks like Jules and whops the sound-guy over the 'ead*

Bill: I was actually trying to figure out where my root beer went. Wall-E world is out of it...

Wall-E: *motoring around angrily* Naaaaaaaasteeeeeee stoore!

Electric Cockroach: *is squished by Wall-E*

Bill:...and my cup of root beer is no longer here! *sobs*

Syd: *dramatic pause* I think...I know..where it went. *face grows pale* It must be...*dons her professional glasses and looks around, trying to see with both contacts and glasses at the same time*

Bill: Where? WHERE?! *wants his root beer*

Wall-E: ???

Syd: *dials on her handy dandy cell phone with the Whistling Willard or whuteveh Jaimz's theme song is on it as the ringtone* Hey, Pip?

Pip: WAHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Syd:...........

Pip: CUM TA TH' PAWTAY, WE'UNS IS HAVIN' A GOOD TOIME!!!!!! *crash*

Bill: *raises an eyebrow*

Syd: *snapping the cell phone shut* Clovis stole Wal-Mart's root beer and took it to The Party! Quick, we gotta skeedaddle and join the insanity!!!! *rushes out the door happily*

Bill: *follows with a confused look on his face*

Wall-E :.............?!

Camera stand: *decides to fall over again*

Show: *ends*

CALL US!...or else.



Comments

Mar. 14, 2009 - lol

Called by always narnian

Ya'll are foonnney...LOL! Okay bye

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Mar. 16, 2009 - haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

Called by Syd

heehee!!! That was GREAT!!!! Meez lawfs it!!!! You should write a show!!! lol Wait.. YOU ARE!!!! heehee.. PipNSyd.. maybe it'll be famous some day!!!!! WAHOOO!!!! WATCH OUT HSB!!! I'VE HAD CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM WITH CHOCOLATE SYRIIIIPPPPPPPP!!!
*is hyper to say the least!*
*runs off to keep Monte out of the kitchen*
the NPF
;-)Syd

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