May. 23, 2009 - Theatre Bashers
It was nearly a year ago, last summer, when the two Freaks made the mistake of being in a play together. Short of weirding everyone out by their general cookiness and shocking all the Normal teens there [they were only there, of course, because it was summertime and they would have done horribly Normal things with their time if they hadn't some SOMEthing to amuse themselves] by reading books during the intermissions, here's a couple clips of what really went on that summer:
Pip *comes back from getting her theatrical makeup on and trying not to lick the lipstick off*
Syd *bursts out laughing* PIP YOU LOOK WEIRD IN MAKEUP!
Pip: Shall I now comment upon YOUR appearance?
Syd: Naw; because you don't admit to seeing true beauty.
Pip: 0_o
Later...
Syd: PIIIIIIP!
Someone babysitting the bratty kids who like to hang around for the snacks: SHH!
Pip *whispering* Whaaaat?
Syd *in a breathy squeak* They have black coffee over there on that table!
Pip N Syd *nearly kill each other racing to the coffee pot*
Later...
Normal Teen *walking up to Syd* Hi there.
Syd: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PERSON! .....ok, maybe she didn't quite do that...allow me to rephrase: Um. Hi.
Normal Teen: Where do you go to school?
Syd: I'm homeschooled.
Normal Teen: Oh. *walks off*
Later...
Pip *sauntering up to the dance instructor* Hey, would it be alright if during the waltzing scene I do it with Sydnee? Because we've been to several dances together, see, and we're kinda used to dancing together...*winces at how weird that sounded*
Instructor: Yeah SURE whatever.
Pip: .........thanks then.
Bill *is sitting in the corner of the lower floor theatre where the practies are held, wondering if it has theme music*
Later...
Syd: OW!
Someone: SHHHHHHHH!
Pip *is getting murderously angry with the soupy ladies who are being more loud in their shushing than the stir-crazy Local Youth* Syd, I did NOT step on your toe.
Syd: YES YOU...uh, yes you did.
Pip: You're supposed to move like THIS.
Syd: No you are NOT. You go like this, I've done this before!
Pip N Syd *execute a very bad waltzing rendition and nearly kill each other trying to right themselves*
Ah yes. Theatre. It's not all fun and games. I can't really say that no one was harmed in the whole summerlong affair; both of us got our knees hurt from a stoopid dance where one had to get on and off and on and off and on and off [it was the little kids' faults, they kept getting the movements wrong!!!] your knees. And amid the other casualties, such as us getting in trouble backstage for laughing over almost nothing and the various problems Syd's huge hoop skirts caused [she insisted upon wearing it] not to mention Pip's getting laughed at for her male theatrical attire [she insisted upon playing a boy]...yeah, it was an interesting experience. For all that, we only got one sleepover out of the deal.
Stay tuned and next time we'll relate to you the terrifying, the blood-chilling, the one and only story of Creepy Kenny vs. Sydnee Yavanenski, as told to the general public.
Comments
May. 26, 2009 - Untitled Comment
Called by godsdaughter
HayLOOO thar my loverly actresses (er...ahem *coughs*, and, shall I say, "actor Pip")!!!!!!
Sounds like a fun play.....just moiy type. *grins*
And jest ONE kweestshun...DID THEES REALLY AND TRULY HAPPEN??? *slaps herself fer being soo silly* Oh, of COURSE it happened!! This is a TV show, right?? And anything can happen on TV.....as long as it's the PipnSyd Show *sounds of applause and wahooing and all that good stuff that happens when yer famous...*
Oh...and one last thing. DOES THE PIPNSYD SHOW EVER RETURN CALLS???? Because I for one have NEVER recieved a call back. Should I call again?? Hmmm......I think I've left enough messages fer now---ttya''ll latah!!
~Ariel
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May. 28, 2009 - <em>Untitled Comment</em>
Called by nachoaveragegirl
Y'know, I actually feel sorry for th' people who had t' work wi' y'all during that fateful summer. SLAYTYR!!! I know, I'm weird, but come ON! Y'all are scary to Normal People, and WMW People! PIPNSYD!!! I can't image what they thought about working wi' you two!
*watches all ze leetle Normal Peoples faint, and all zee leetle WMW peoples run for their lives*
BLACK COFFEE!!!
*grins* Love y'all! Post more soon!
CREAMPUFFS!!!!
Your nutsy sister,
Laura.
ROOTBEER!!!!!
(see what happens when I read y'all blog?)
CLOVIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and btw, I LOVE/LUVE/LAWF the thing in the last post, the "Dude, I was nowhere NEAR your bally cream puffs!"
*doesna like Damian whats-his-name, and hides behind Pip*
Edited by nachoaveragegirl on May. 28, 2009 at 5:51 AM
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Jun. 29, 2009 - Untitled Comment
Called by nachoaveragegirl
*hands on hips*
WHERETHE'ECKHAVEY'ALLGONE???????
POST!!! I demand it! *tries to look stern, and fails horribly*
Post or I'll hack into your account and do something horrible! Like make the template pink with Bambi on it! And I am serious! I KNOW ya'll havena up an' died, at least not Pip because I talked with her last night, so WHERE ARE Y'ALL???
The Deranged Illegal Annoyer. (DIA! Sounds like th' CIA!)
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Jul. 19, 2009 - OUTA BUSINESS
Called by always narnian
Hello, my name is Always Narnian and I came to put you BOTH out of business because you have not posted in forever! I am taking over the show!!! WAHAHAAHA! How would you like that Pip and Syd???? HUH HUH???? ALWAYS NARNIAN OUT OF ANYONE!!! WAHAHAH!
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