May. 11, 2008 I did too remember!
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!
Jon and I got up at 5 and cleaned the house for Mom. And I wrote a poem for her.
So see? I can remember things like this. :-P |
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May. 10, 2008 The Duggars are expecting again
I'm torn. I want to be happy for them, but at the same time, I cringe. Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar are expecting their 18th child. Now, on the one side, I think it's good to have kids, and as many as you are physically, emotionally, and spiritually able to raise. I think if they can do it, more power to them.
The part I cringe on is the fact that I know about them.
Joshua James
Jana Marie
John David
Jill Michelle
Jessa Lauren
Jinger Nicole
Joseph Garrett
Josiah Matthew
Joy Anna
Jedidiah Robert
Jeremiah Robert
Jason Michael
James Andrew
Justin Samuel
Jackson Levi
Johanna Faith
Jennifer Danielle
[Baby due January]
I have never met this family, but I'm talking about them. They have really, honestly, become just a spectacle for the world to gawk at. They're celebrities. The kids are on the news, Yahoo homepage, message boards... People all over are talking about them. Because they are a spectacle. I ran across some people making comments that the girls should slip birth control pills into their mother's orange juice and a variety of vulgar comments that I would not dare to put here and regret seeing, myself. Even in the San Francisco Chronicle.
Sure, people will always make fun of Christians. We know that, and we live in spite of that. That's not my point. The point is that we are to be a light to the world, not a spotlight. We generally think child celebs are a disgusting idea - that it's not right to put kids on the front of magazines and TV cameras... The Duggars are just that now. They're on the same page in gossip magazines as the pregnant teen celeb Jamie Lynn Spears. Just Google their last name and you'll see. They're everywhere.
We are a peculiar people, as the Bible puts it. But it's my fear that if we become too peculiar, no one will listen to what we have to say.
Your opinions? I'm open to any and all. |
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May. 9, 2008 Visiting the Punmaster
You all walk into the Punmaster Estate's garden, stopping to look at the Punmaster's favorite flower...
...which just happens to be blooming today. :-)
You walk up the steps and enter the Palace.
You stand in the hallway and look around. You don't really see anything. At least nothing noteworthy. Then you realize that this is the home of the Punmaster. Anything important will be happening in the kitchen (because food is a prime source of puns). Walking into the kitchen, you see, hanging between the wood stove and the microwave...
Happy birthday to Jocelyn from all of us at the Punmaster's Palace. All of us? *glances around* Okay, from me and Joshua the Kitty...
And another pretty picture for not only the pretty young lady, but also for the party guests (because I like the Hobbits and everyone getting presents sounds good to me!):
Now go back and have some of that cake Miss Amanda made you! :-P |
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May. 7, 2008 Sibling... Rivalry?
My brothers and I aren't exactly what you would call 'loving and caring' siblings. We are constantly picking on each other and that kind of stuff. I seriously don't know if I could handle being around them otherwise. Miss Laura's brother is very sweet and often gives her hugs and compliments her. My brothers have never hugged me (as far as I can remember). Now, Michael is usually covered in grease, so if he were to hug me, my clothes would be far from thrilled.
David said I was adorable once. Apart from that, the guys just poke fun at the instances where I'm a complete idiot (which are disturbingly often...). I guess it would bug most people. It just... doesn't bother me! I sometimes even like it when they say I look like Medusa when I've put my hair in eight or nine braids to curl it or that I'm the wicked witch of the west when I haven't brushed said hair. Not to mention when I dress up in Hawaiian Saris (yeah, Hawaiian!) and they just say I have 'issues'. Or, as David would say, "That is all kinds of messed up." Besides, I can dish it out as fast as they can. :-)
But Michael looks out for me more than anyone else does. For instance, he would not even consider letting me go to the all-girls college my aunt wants me to go to in Missouri. Yesterday, when David commented that I should drive the jeep because it gets the same mileage as my truck, Michael basically said, "Over my rotting corpse. The steering is messed up, and even *I* have a hard time driving it. No, she's not driving it."
Mike, even though you've thrown slugs at me, set up trip wires by the creek (the falling pots and logs were a good touch, btw), let me get lost in the woods... You're awesome. I know you won't read this, but it's true.
I really am their princess, but if you think more of Eowyn instead of Cinderella, you'd be correct.
And turning 180 dregrees...
Speaking of Eowyn, I describe this costume as "Eowyn hangin' with Gimli", hence the ax. *g* Which, by the way, is real. It's sitting right over there.
 The real name for this pic is: Dreaming of Norway |
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I just about died when I saw this on my brother's IM screen-name.
"On the sixth day, God made the platypus. And God said: 'Let's see the evolutionists try and figure this one out." |
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May. 1, 2008 An explanation for Miss Jocelyn :-)
Aren is my brain-child (along with all my other characters). He's a little off-the-wall, but I like him. Aren came into existence as I was listening to a radio medical program, actually. A guy called up the doctor and said that he'd had chronic cough for years. Voila! Aren walked out of my closet. (Bet you didn't know that, did you, Miss Laura?) He gave a look to the thirteen-year-old me that said, "Why are you going to write about me?" My reply was, "Why not?"
Why not? Well, because he has a terribly confusing personality, a chronic disease that I've had to do gobs of research on, is a secret agent/bounty hunter, has four or five different names, and is slightly incredibly quirky. For example: Never touch his hat or he will throw a fit. I was like "Wha...?" the first time it happened. And he only has white shirts. He never cleans his room, either. O.o
I finally found a song that would fit him on Earth in this time period. Renegade by Styx. The title says it all, don't it? It is a rock song, so if you're not inclined to that sort of music, you need not look it up. Aren's just sort of that kind of guy. I am convinced that he would have an electric guitar.
Now I must study for my German test tomorrow, but there's a nowhere-near-complete description of Aren Kelran-Tayg Mintulo.
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Apr. 28, 2008 Ahem... Yay!
Yeah, I'm a bit behind in my English stuff, my arm is still hurting, I feel like I'm totally running out of time (which is why I'm speeding though this post at the speed of 3.0x10^8), and I don't want to do this rotten English anymore...
But all of this pales in significance to the fact that I now understand radiation, rays, and that the number on top of the dealy-bob is actually the entire mass of the atom, NOT the number of neutrons! WAHOO! Heaven has opened up, the sun is shining down, and angels are singing.
Oh, and after reading that post below, Jocelyn had the nerve to say she doesn't know who Aren is. HOW can someone know me for more than five minutes without hearing something about Aren? Have I not talked about him on this blog before? Maybe just the other one. Sometime I'll talk about Aren, don't worry. :-)
When I have more time, that is.
(BTW: To anyone who got this on my update list and is wondering why they got updates for this post and then magically, neither were there, it is because I am a moron and posted it to the wrong blog TWICE! Sorry 'bout that. Can I blame the ibuprofen?) |
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In response to Arlis' statement that the Rishtah Alliance had sorely lost a hand to the Satix's army, Aren (who was injured in the battle) said, "Well, I've essentially lost a hand and it's sore." Is there a reason to quote that just now? Yes, but, in my opinion, it is always the right time to quote Aren, for the simple reason that he's really cool.
He even looks cool. :-) And Andi thinks he's cute. Miss Laura said... well... We'll not go there, because she would murder me.
Anyway, I am typing (slowly) with one hand, because... well... I essentially lost the other, but not via an arrow stuck through my shoulder. It's just something pulled in my shoulder and I've got to keep it in a sling. I blame gardening. Too much digging can kill you.
My English instructor asked if I was going to live and if I had some big, strong guys to carry me on a litter. *giggle* I could find some...
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My cousins came over for dinner last night, and so I just had to snag a pic of baby Hydryin for you. :-)
He's grown up so much... *sigh*
P.S. Laura, his eyes are blue, but sometimes they have a little bit of a purple hue. Not like, say, violet, but lavender-y. Thought you'd be interested... *grin* |
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Apr. 22, 2008 Writing Recipes... or not...
I don't share the original copies of my recipes. It's not that I'm selfish or anything, and if I were to type one up, you would understand. Actually... here's an example. This is what I'm making for dinner tonight, copied word-for-word:
Kidneys
Pintos, Black
Tom, Corn (drain)
Newman Cuis.
Didja get that? If you did... I would be amazed. The translation to English from Jennian is:
Taco Soup
Brown 1 pound of hamburger, add ~1T Southwest seasoning and onion powder. Put in crockpot along with 1 can each of Kidney beans, Pinto beans, Black beans, Tomato sauce, and Corn (drained). Pour one jar of salsa into a blender and puree until almost smooth*. Dump that in the crockpot. Heat. Devour.
*Certains of my family will not eat chunky salsa, so it has to be pureed.
See? If you look at the first one, I didn't mention the hamburger or seasonings at all!
I have no idea why I just posted that. *grin* Laura and Katie, does this type of recipe-writing look familiar in any way? :-P |
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Apr. 20, 2008 My favorite verb, part 2
Since I neglected to explain where the word "MacGyver" came from, here are links to the backstory behind my favorite verb. :-)
This is MacGyver. Angus MacGyver. But NEVER call him Angus. At least not while I'm around. Horrid name (we've raised cattle of the same name, see). In case anyone wanted to know, my aunt Margot was going to marry him when she was a kid. :-P
And, yes, I love his hair.
Here's a description of the TV series:
And the next best thing to MacGyver...
Jack O'Neill! :-D |
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Apr. 19, 2008 How 'bout that weather?
It's snowing. In April. I know that doesn't phase a lot of you, but around here... Snow? In April? Have you gone off your rocker? We never have snow in... Actually, let's just leave it at "We never have snow". Pretty much true. Weird.
There was something I was going to blog about. I don't remember now. Oh, here's something for my dear friend, Katie...
My English 102 paper is an argument about chocolate. (Yes, Katie, I am venturing into the world of nutrition. You didn't think I could, did you? I'm full of surprises) My box here by my desk has a few printed articles and Mom's Nutrition Almanac. If anyone has any book suggestions, I'll be totally cool with you telling me about them... *hint hint* :-P
The argument: The theobromine in dark chocolate has health benefits that outweigh the risks.
The intended audience: My mother. (right, like that'll ever work) A regular college class of kids.
The length and breadth of the paper: 8-12 pages long
The required resources: 2 credible books, 3 academic journals, 2 credible websites, + 3 others. Probably books.
I am willing to change my argument upon further evidence. I don't want to, but I'm open to it. I'll still eat chocolate, though.
Did I mention I hate this class? I do. Research is NOT FUN. Give me a calculator and a chemistry book... but, no, I have to do English. *feels everyone's stares* Yeah, I'm a little strange. But you knew that.
Basically, all this adds up to is that I've got a ton of research to do, I'm behind in my chemistry homework, I need David's help with it and he's never around (surprise, surprise), I've got a bunch of things to write for German, and I'm about thisclose to pulling my hair out. If there are no blog posts from me this week, I've probably died or am so surrounded by these school projects that I can't see over the top of them.
And I can forget writing for the time being.
I hate school. |
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Apr. 13, 2008 Definition of my favorite verb
... Because I found out the other day that some people don't know about this word. It is really cool. :-)
MacGyver: -verb
The act of building something (usually explosive) out of handy arts-and-crafts supplies. (Example: I was locked in a titanium cupboard and had to MacGyver my way out with only baking soda, four thumbtacks, a chocolate Crunch bar, and my toothbrush.) |
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Apr. 12, 2008 Thou Shalt Not Film...
Here's my weekend lecture, and if you're looking for something funny from me, you should probably try back later. This is probably going to be dead serious, because this subject has recently become very important to me. It's also going to be pretty short.
I won't watch the movies The Passion, Jesus, The Nativity Story, or the 'documentaries' about the Lord on TV. The other day, Mom turned one of the latter on, and I couldn't watch it. It gave me the creeps. You can videotape anyone in history, but leave my Jesus alone.
I believe that, because a man who is a sinner would have to pretend to be him. I know, it's just a movie and everyone understands that actors aren't the real person and etc. But that doesn't change it. It's still someone masquerading as my Savior. You all go ahead and watch it. I'll do chemistry homework in my room.
What reminded me of this was a comment I saw in World Magazine. The 16-yo girl who played Mary in The Nativity Story is pregnant out of wedlock. Apparently she and her boyfriend are very happy. I'm not. She pretended to be the mother of my Lord and Master and doesn't even hold his standard of morals, perhaps not even being a Christian? But I guess that, however sad that is, Mary was a sinner, too. That's why we don't worship her. However, it made me wonder how many non-Christians have played Jesus, himself?
Sorry to step on the feet of anyone who likes these movies, but that's my view. Lecture over. :-)
Anyone want to share their thoughts?
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For my Show 'n Tell (see my SEiC, Mary for more of them), here's a poem I wrote for Great Grandma Ruth when I was 15, when she went back to live in Pennsylvania. I hope you enjoy it.
Always When I Think of You
By Jen
Always when I think of you,
This is what I see:
Curly white hair all in waves
(P'raps it's that way from teachin' me)
Crossword puzzle book in hand
You sit there sound asleep.
Pink sweater, pants, and slippers, too --
I think you always matched.
I was always really proud
To beat you at a game
You were just too good!
Great Grandma, I love you,
And while you're away
I'll await the day
That you come back.
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Apr. 10, 2008 AAAAH! They've found me!
They've found me, and apparently they think I'm pretty funny. So funny that they've tossed my name into the backyard. That would be this backyard: Backyard. For those of you without a Homeschool blogger account, I'll sum up a couple of the rumors they are now spreading about me.
#1. They say that I am a character. Woah, hold it! I may be the owner/mommy of a whole bunch of story characters, but that doesn't mean I am one! Although, they say that you tend to be like who you hang out with... So, maybe I am a character. I guess Jocelyn could be right. *cough* Moving on...
#2. Jocelyn claims I have been laughing. Ahahaha-oh, wait... *clamps hand over mouth* Me? Laughing? Never. Hm-m, no siree! I'm always so serious. *looks at computer screen with a sour expression* Miss Spock, that's me.
Just kidding -- but seriously, thanks for making me the featured blogger, guys (gals, should I say?). :-)
To anyone who might have stumbled upon my blog of apparent hilarity via the Backyard, I hope you enjoy your visit and come back again soon. I don't bite... really...
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Apr. 7, 2008 Remember that dartboard?
At some point back in early September, I was throwing darts at a board with the word:
WASL
in the middle of it. Why? Because I failed the math part and that means you're doomed to retake the test until you pass or die. Bummer.
Today I was in my room doing homework (math homework, ironically), and the phone rang. And I, being my charming and helpful self, promptly ignored it. A while later, I come wandering out to check my email, and Jon said to me, "Jen, someone called and said the school messed up your WASL scores and you actually passed it."
Uh...
WOOHOO! Yeah! *hops around gleefully*
Life is good. I still hate college (partially on account of *something* that happened on Friday), but at least I don't have to take that stupid test again. |
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Mar. 31, 2008 PSA (Public Service Announcement)
I am quite excited! Why? Duh, what starts today...?
MARINERS' BASEBALL!
First game at 4:00. Don't miss it. (That's an order)
Yeah! We got Sodo Mojo! Vive la Mojo!
Baseball! Baseball baseball baseball... *grin*
Update: It is now the bottom of the 7th inning (but you knew, because you are watching the game, right?) and the Ms are up by one over the Rangers.
In case Andi was wondering, I've been 'veg'ing and watching the game because last night I had some lasagna, and... Well, I'm still allergic to milk, for sure. Not that I needed to find out by having my stomach crawl up my throat and try to strangle me... ugh... |
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Mar. 30, 2008 Catch-all tech post
Wow... THIS is kind of amazing. I just stumbled across it via yahoo and man... Computer viruses are really something, aren't they?
Here's a PURSE that Mom needs.
And I think THIS would be awesome. If I listened to iPods or anything. I have a thing for dogtags, though. I want to get one (a dogtag, not a... yeah, you get the idea) with the Rishtah Alliance symbol, my name, and "Protestant" on it. If you don't know what the RA is, you'll have to wait until my book is published. :-P
THIS post is a series of MacGyvered answers to tech problems. They're pretty cool. If you're a newcomer to my blog, yes, MacGyver is a verb.
Edited to add: And isn't this fun? Just after I posted about viruses, M ran Ad-Aware on my computer and found something in the neighborhood of 600 privacy invasions on my computer from websites. Mostly blogs. Has anyone else had this happen, or is it just me my computer? M figures I can run Ad-Aware every week and it'll keep it cleaned up, but I really don't like the idea of hundreds of things downloading on my computer whenever I visit Jess, Andi, Ian, Mary, Gabriele, Cheryl, Jocelyn, Jennifer... *throws hissy fit, then a tantrum for good measure*
Anyway, do you have any ideas on how to fix this? I've got AVG, Ad-Aware, ZoneAlarm... lots of stuff. M says that I can't get anything to fix this completely without spending lots of money and bogging down the computer. I'm, er, hoping he's wrong. Maybe Kim Komando has something. |
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Mar. 28, 2008 Back at the Museum
Welcome back to The Knitwit's Museum. Here is a special exhibit that The Knitwit is still working on. It's special because it isn't knitting. That's right. The Knitwit is also a reluctant quilter. She was, but now she will grudgingly admit that it *might* be a little fun. She likes straight lines and tiny stitches.
The Knitwit wasn't sure whether to introduce this new project this week or just babble about her Miracle Easter Shoes (which could be the first time in her life that she was excited about shoes), but finally decided that her visitors would appreciate looking at the quilt instead of the shoes. So, without further ado, if you will all gather around this glass case...
This is The Knitwit's adopt-a-quilt, as her friend described it. It was started in a quilting bee way back when The Knitwit was about ten. She ignores your comments that when she was ten really wasn't that long ago. The entire quilt is hand-sewn and was a lot of work. The Knitwit took up the project again a week or so ago. The Knitwit's Great-Grandmother worked on it, too. That makes it very special to The Knitwit.
Here is the underside of the quilt:
And the topside of the squares with the medallions:
For more Show n' Tells, go visit The Knitwit's SESiC, Mary aka Canadagirl! |
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