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Aug. 25, 2007

O! What a Tangled Web We Weave!

As my first show n' tell, I wanted to do something that was uniquely me. Something that would make everyone who knows me nod and say, "Yep, that's Jen!"... or it could make them cower in the corner and pretend they don't know me. That's entirely possible, too. However, I couldn't think of something like that, so I went with this.

I came home from the fair inspired to take up a new craft. After all, spending 8 hours a day in the Home Ec. Department will get to you. I decided I wanted to do something easy... like spinning! Ah, spinning. There's nothing to it, really. You put your foot on the foot-press-thing, which drives the wheel, which turns a string, which, in turn, turns the thingamabob. The thingamabob turns the doohickey, which makes the fuzzy stuff into yarn. See? Clear as mud. So, armed with my vast knowledge, I began. This is all by myself, mind you, no adult supervision.

I carded the wool, which I know how to do really well. I learned how to do that while we were watching Galaxy Quest with Susan and her kids a few years ago. Then, I hand-rolled a short piece and tied it to the starter yarn. I was off! It went pretty well at first, except that the string on the wheel kept popping off. Tightening fixed that for the most part. I figured how to get the wheel spinning constantly. Then, I realized that something was terribly, terribly wrong.

That's what it looks like when the smaller gear (turning the spool) does not turn fast enough. Obviously I learned that through trial and error. Mostly error.

That's what it looks like when you abandon the project.

The moral of this story is: If you're going to take up a craft that your mother stopped doing a few years ago, ask her if the device is broken FIRST, instead of waiting for her to come home and tell you it is!
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Aug. 25, 2007 - Ha, ha, ha!

Posted by SuzyScribbles
I had a good laugh with this one, Lyric. Not at your expense, but remembering your mom and my first spinning lesson. Looked about (but not quite as bad) as yours. Hey, did you add your S&T link to Mr. Linky over at Canadagirl's blog? Your S&T should prove popular. It's funny. Oh, you didn't do the link to my name correctly. It went....nowhere.
Oh, about the garage sale? Come over and see Part 2. Your dad picked up the apple cider press this morning, BTW.
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Posted by Canadagirl
HELLO fellow Washatonian !!! I grew up in Kirkland Wa. [0= When I come across you Washington Gals I get homesick. I really enjoyed this. hee he. Will you try again ? My brother who lives in Seattle spins and weaves. I admire anyone who can spin ! I tried it once and you have to do 5 things at once AND keep a rhythm to BOOT. Thanks for joining S&T. I really have enjoyed your post and hope you will join again. [0=

God Bless my SSiC ( Sweet Sister in Christ)
In Him<><
-Mary
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Aug. 25, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by MyChildrenAndMe
That's too funny, on the walk away from it. But then, I've never done any type of spinning. Grant it I would be lost from step1 to where ever. Thanks for the awesome laugh.
Great S&T,
Blessings Debbie
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Aug. 25, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Striker
LOL! Yes that's a good lesson to learn!
Was it just your brothers who did it or did you fly too?

~Striker
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Aug. 25, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by BChsMamaof3
Oh I love to spin!! I have a spinning wheel pretty much exactly the same as yours and it is so relaxing to sit and watch the wool turn into yarn : ) I have a great big Leclerc floor loom as well that I'm hoping to be able to use some of my yarn on one day : )
Blessings and have fun practicing,
BChsMamaoff3
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Aug. 26, 2007 - hey

Posted by lotrsavvy
Hehe, that's funny about the spinning wheel.

Yup, being Jennifers we get a lot of nicknames. Some not as fun as others... ;) lol

Cooool. I only recently started driving, the beginning of this year sometime. I used to think that driving would be so fun when I was little... ha ha, shows how much I knew. lol It'll probably get more fun to me once I can drive places with my friends, or go Christmas shopping by myself. lol

I took the drug and alcohol test online, as well as the road test for my permit. I passed both, whew. I don't know when I can get my license, though. Probably sometime at the end of this year, or next.

Jennifer
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Aug. 26, 2007 - Three cheers for trying...

Posted by ThreeLittleLadies
Looks cool anyway!

Carol
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Aug. 26, 2007 - Your parents got the apple cider press?

Posted by ThreeLittleLadies
You are going to have to try it for next weeks show and tell!

By the way, who are your parents? Do they blog?

Carol
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