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Dec. 8, 2007

7 days of laundry makes 1 weak

Since people are without water and are coming to our house to wash clothes, I felt it appropriate to sing the 12 Days of Laundry. Also, people were asking to see the complete version. You are required to sing, because it's been stuck in my head all day!

On the first day of laundry,
This is what I found:
A thumbdrive and it still works!

By the second day of laundry,
This is what I've found:
2 dollar bills, and a thumbdrive and it still works!

By the third day of laundry,
This is what I've found:
3 paper clips, 2 dollar bills, and a thumbdrive and it still works!

By the fourth day of laundry,
This is what I've found:
4 store receipts, 3 paper clips, 2 dollar bills, and a thumbdrive and it still works!

By the fifth day of laundry,
This is what I've found:
5 golden rings, 4 store receipts, 3 paper clips, 2 dollar bills, and a thumbdrive and it still works!

By the sixth day of laundry,
This is what I've found:
6 bolts with washers, 5 golden rings, 4 store receipts, 3 paper clips, 2 dollar bills, and a thumbdrive and it still works!

By the seventh day of laundry,
This is what I've found:
7 drownded watches, 6 bolts with washers, 5 golden rings, 4 store receipts, 3 paper clips, 2 dollar bills, and a thumbdrive and it still works!

By the eighth day of laundry,
This is what I've found:
8 dimes and pennies, 7 drownded watches, 6 bolts with washers, 5 golden rings, 4 store receipts, 3 paper clips, 2 dollar bills, and a thumbdrive and it still works!

By the ninth day of laundry,
This is what I've found:
9 magic markers, 8 dimes and pennies, 7 drownded watches, 6 bolts with washers, 5 golden rings, 4 store receipts, 3 paper clips, 2 dollar bills, and a thumbdrive and it still works!

By the tenth day of laundry,
This is what I've found:
10 pocket knives, 9 magic markers, 8 dimes and pennies, 7 drownded watches, 6 bolts with washers, 5 golden rings, 4 store receipts, 3 paper clips, 2 dollar bills, and a thumbdrive and it still works!

By the eleventh day of laundry,
This is what I've found,
11 missing socks, 10 pocket knives, 9 magic markers, 8 dimes and pennies, 7 drownded watches, 6 bolts with washers, 5 golden rings, 4 store receipts, 3 paper clips, 2 dollar bills, and a thumbdrive and it still works!

By the twelfth day of laundry,
This is what I've found,
12 Lego bricks, 11 missing socks, 10 pocket knives, 9 magic markers, 8 dimes and pennies, 7 drownded watches, 6 bolts with washers, 5 golden rings, 4 store receipts, 3 paper clips, 2 dollar bills, and a thumbdrive and it still works!

*gasps for breath* Yep! There's the laundry song.

The great things about this song are a) You can get just about any laundry chore done by the time you're done with the song and b) You can sing it all year long!

The bad thing about it: Your friends and family might have you arrested for disturbing the peace if you sing it too much. The plus side of that is... You won't have to do laundry again! (I knew you moms out there would be thrilled at the idea!)
 
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Dec. 8, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by KB
LOL, i still love it!!!

K.B.
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Dec. 8, 2007 - nice song

Posted by CarpeBanana
it left out my least favorite verse: a pocket full of silly putty. That stuff is nasty to remove.
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Dec. 11, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by SurvivingTheTestosterone
That's too funny!!

Hugs,
Amanda
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