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Jan. 7, 2008

Dad's new favorite song...

Dad came home a month or so ago and told me that he heard this song on the radio. Just read the words of it. You parents will get a kick out of it, I think. It's Rodney Atkins' Cleaning This Gun. Here are the Lyrics*...

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The Declaration of Independence
Think I could tell you that first sentence
But then I’m lost

I can't begin to count the theories
I've had pounded in my head
That I forgot

I don't remember all that Spanish
Or the Gettysburg address
But there is one speech from high school
I'll never forget

(Chorus)
Come on in boy, sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter do you now?
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
Her momma's world
She deserves respect
That’s what she'll get
Ain’t it son?
Hey y'all run along and have some fun
I'll see you when you get back
Bet I’ll be up all night
Still cleanin' this gun

Well now that I’m a father
I’m scared to death one day my daughter
Is gonna find
That teenage boy I used to be
That seems to have just one thing on his mind

She’s growin' up so fast
It won't be long before
I’ll have to put the fear of God into
Some kid at the door

(Chorus)

Now it's all for show
Ain’t nobody gonna get hurt
It’s just a daddy thing
And hey, believe me, it works

(Chorus)
Come on in boy, sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter do you now?
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
Her momma's world
She deserves respect
That’s what she'll get
Now ain't it son?
Y’all run along and have a little fun
I'll see you when you get back
Probably be up all night
Still cleanin' this gun

(spoken) Son, now y'all buckle up and have her back by te- let's say about nine...thirty.
Drive safe.


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Hehe! Love you, Dad! :-)

*Hey, it just looks too weird to me for Lyric to not be capitalized.
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Jan. 7, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Anonymous
That reminds me of an "Application To Date My Daughter" that I saw in some quaint little shop one time! I almost bought it for my dad as a joke, but resisted the urge. In reading it, it really didn't line up with our family values very well. But it was very humorous!

Katie
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Jan. 8, 2008 - LOL...

Posted by SongOfTheSagebrush
That's a very good one...

I can here my hubby picking up on this one some day! And he'd be the one who just HAD to clean his gun at that moment. HMMMM.

Blessings,
Anne-Marie
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Jan. 8, 2008 - hey.

Posted by redsox24

LOL
HAHA
that iz funny!
i will have 2 look th@ song up on You-Tube.

BTW, can i add u 2 my frirnd'z list?
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Jan. 8, 2008 - yo

Posted by redsox24

HA!!!
as long has u r no Yankee fan, u good.
LOL
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Jan. 8, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by lotrsavvy
Awww... nobody likes pink. :( :P

Ok... so... a teacher trying to be funny? Some are funny... but I don't like it when a professor tries to be funny. it's weird. LOL

Ooooh... chocolate!!!!!! :D

Oh, interesting! What's the writing center? Like... what would you be doing?

Arg. :P I have a pet peeve on spelling errors, especially with something so easy. hehe

Jennifer
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Jan. 8, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Eyebright
That is a really cool song. It is always touching to hear that we are our father's treasure. I am glad I am not going to date though!
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Jan. 10, 2008 - Come see!

Posted by NathansAdventures
I have a Lego Titanic movie! it is 11 minutes long-and very cool! Come see.....
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