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Mar. 16, 2008
*wipes tears of laughter from eyes*
Have I ever introduced you to my friend, Laura? She is amazing. She reads all of the things I write and will tell me point blank what she thinks about it, while everyone else says "That it's okay... You might want to think about this, though". She'll say, "Jen, anyone who says/does that would have to be a complete moron!"
Lately, she has taken it upon herself to teach me things. Like how to whine and complain like a pro. She claims I have no idea how to whine, and that my latest attempt to do so via email was pathetic. *grin*
So now she is writing up lessons for me so that someday I can learn to whine like a pro. Apparently the first lesson is free, but the rest will cost $50 each or four revised chapters of my book. Oh, and they'll be sent with or without my consent. A few minutes ago, I got the first lesson. I daren't say what is in the lesson (you'd have to sign up for them, you know), but we'll just say that Laura is amazingly brilliant. I am so blessed to have friends like her. :-)
Katie, you definitely have to ask her about the lessons sometime.
Oh, and this is off-topic, but I'm not at church because Jon is sick with something. |
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Posted by Katie 
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Mar. 16, 2008 - Complaining Lessons
However, she did come across as saying I was without tact. I think it only fair to defend myself, and say...I am. *sigh*. It's not my fault, actually. I have tried to overcome this character flaw, but have found no success as of yet.
As for the complaining lessons, I am happy to offer them to anyone who is interested. I'm afraid that the four revised chapters in payment are only an option for Jen, though. Everyone else must pay $50 a lesson. If anyone is interested, just reply to my comment with your email address, and I will contact you with the necessary details. (How to pay me, how often the lessons are, what homework there is to do, etc.).
I look forward to teaching any and all people this highly desirable skill. :-)
Sincerely,
Miss Laura