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May. 31, 2008
In honor of Jeff's wedding today...
PROGRAMMING JOKES! Hehe!
But first, congrats to Jeff (my childhood hero) for finding one of the most wonderful, beautiful, sweet, young ladies in the entire world to marry. :-) I'll fill you in on the wedding... well... after it happens. It's going to be amazing, 'cause if any of you know Jeff, you know it ain't going to be normal or traditional. :-D
From what I hear, it'll be closer to what I envisioned a full Makarian wedding to be (how nice of one of my loyal readers...). Anyhoo, enough blather.
Jokes:
A computer without COBOL and FORTRAN is like a piece of chocolate cake without ketchup or mustard. (John Krueger)
If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution. (Robert Sewell)
Using Java for serious jobs is like trying to take the skin off a rice pudding wearing boxing gloves. (Tel Hudson)
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. (Paul Ehrlich)
There's always one more bug.
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. (Milton Burle)
Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk? (Stephen Wright)
The computer is a moron. (Peter Drucker) (funny, I thought I came up with that one...)
And my personal favorite:
if(pot.coffee=EMPTY) {programmer->;brain=OFF}; |
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May. 31, 2008 - Untitled Comment
Now I'm definitely going to have to pass those jokes on to my brother -- they're hilarious! I especially like the one by Paul Ehrlich. Simply brilliant...
I love the title of your blog, by the way; 'Punmaster' is such a fun, original name. ;)
Tinuviel