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May. 17, 2007
7 reasons not to mess with children

7 reasons

not to mess with children.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human;

it was physically impossible.

The little girl said,

"When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked,

"What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".



A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said,

"But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,

"They will in a minute."



A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked,

"Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered,

"Thou shall not kill."



One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked,

"Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied,

"Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,

"Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"


The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,

'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or

'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out,

"And there's the teacher, she's dead."



A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.

Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."



The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.

The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note,

"Take all you want.

God is watching the apples.

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May. 17, 2007 - :-p
HAHAHAHAHAHHA those are funny!
wuts up? thankz for addin me 2 yr friends thing :-)

abi
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May. 17, 2007 - Untitled Comment
Hey Michael, those are funny. I finally got around to updating my blog.
~Faith~
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May. 17, 2007 - Untitled Comment
Hah. Hilarious.

-Erin
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May. 17, 2007 - <i>Untitled Comment</i>
Im *almost* 16. I'll be 16 in June. *YAY* how old r u?
I mostly like rock, some pop is ok. I dont like rap.
What are some of your fave bandz?

Abi

Edited by GothicPrincess on May. 17, 2007 at 11:44 AM
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May. 17, 2007 - Untitled Comment
CUTE!!!
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May. 18, 2007 - Untitled Comment
thankz for the comment. I like flyleaf too. also nickleback, (some) tool, evanescnce, stained...stuff like that. whatz some oh ur fave movies?

Abi
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May. 18, 2007 - Untitled Comment
I like 2 do lotz of thingz. Listen to music, bike, hand out w/ friendz, act, yeah....stuff like that. what about u? what kind of stuff do u like 2 do? thankz for commentin back.

Abi
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May. 18, 2007 - :)
sure u can add me!!!!! funny things!!!! I especially like the first one!!! lol!

*~*Val*~*
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May. 18, 2007 - :D
no prob...I'm always up for new friends. I'm up to absolutely nothing. Well, I'm looking at music sayings and looking through pics, but, nothing else. Hope your day is going well. (or night depending on where you are! lol!)

*~*Val*~*
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May. 19, 2007 - Untitled Comment
yeah, I have IM. But no offence to you or anyone. But I don’t usually give it out to peoplez I don’t know.


abi
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May. 20, 2007 - Untitled Comment
ok good. some peoplez get all offended n stuff.
so r u homeschooled?

Abi
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May. 21, 2007 - really funny
hi i like ur blog ALOT
its really cool
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May. 21, 2007 - Untitled Comment
I’ve been home schooled ever since well, forever! Im thinkin of tryin a publick school….so, yeah.
Have you ever gone to a publick school?

Abi
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May. 21, 2007 - cool
DUDE!! i really like the jokes by the way can you play any thing like drums?? i play the BONGOS.
they are my favorite. I am going to buy some and join
my friends band!!!!!!!!!
Fableboy101
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May. 21, 2007 - :)
that's okay!!! glad your day is going good!!!! So.....what's up???

*~*Val*~*
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May. 21, 2007 - :)
What do u do for work??? yup, I've been doing school (BLEH!!!!)

*~*Val*~*
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May. 22, 2007 - Untitled Comment
oh ok. well howz ur week? do you like POTC? JW.
thankz for da comment!

Abi
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May. 23, 2007 - Untitled Comment
lol Nice. :] Kids....
Hey, I don't know if I've commented on your blog before. I noticed you added me to your friend's list, so thought I'd say hi!
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May. 23, 2007 - Untitled Comment
Hey what does your shirt say in that picture of you
and were did you get it??? It is really cool!!!!!!!
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May. 23, 2007 - :)
I do like, chores type work....I don't actually have a job, I just vaccum, dust, and empty and empty the dishwasher when I have to, anything to make money, but I'm not old enough for an actual job.

*~*Val*~*
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May. 24, 2007 - :D
nice, is it fun??? I bet a lot more fun that what I do! lol! I can't have a job until I'm 16 either, how old are you??

*~*Val*~*
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May. 24, 2007 - Untitled Comment
sweet, Im doing a bit of drums...and their not easy. or maybe i just can keep a beet lol. yeah i really want to go see the new POTC but i got no moneyz at the mement. :-( ttyl

Abi
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May. 24, 2007 - Untitled Comment
SWEET! you'll have to tell me if its totly awesome!!!! k? lol thankz for da comment!

Abi

ps. do you have any sibs?
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May. 24, 2007 - :D
I'm 15, I'll be 16 on August 20 this year

*~*Val*~*
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May. 24, 2007 - Untitled Comment
HAHA!! I like 3 - 5 - and 6.... 3 is the best, lol.

-Kay
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May. 27, 2007 - Untitled Comment
LoL! I LOVED that! That is soooo cute! I think the last time you commented me you asked if I knew where this place was. I`m sorry its taken me so long to answer you. No I don`t know where that is at. Sorry. TTYL! :)
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Jun. 10, 2007 - Hi
Those are soooo funny.
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