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Hullo, everyone! I forgot to tag anyone with the quiz I did several days ago, so I’m going to tag: NaomiN, TrickyNikki, and Lizzie. Of course, if they don’t want to do it, that’s fine – and if you DO want to do it, I certainly have no objections to that, either. I finally finished with last year’s science! – Took the test yesterday. Mom hasn’t had time to check it yet, so I don’t know for sure whether or not I passed. I wanted to quickly clarify a couple things, by the way! Ø I’m not really a bully, I just said that for kicks Ø I hadn’t taken a shower in awhile – but I got that taken care of at my first opportunity. Okay… just wanted to make sure you understood that first thing especially. Now here’s some jokes to make you laugh, I hope! There were these two sisters: one was blonde, the other a red head. One day after they retired they decided that they wanted to start a cattle farm. The red head went looking and found a cow. Well, they decided that they wanted a bull, too. So again, the red head went looking – and she looked and looked and finally found one. She only had 400 dollars, and after she’d paid for the bull she only had 99 cents left. She needed to send a message to her sister (the blonde) and decided to send a telegram. One word cost 99 cents, so the red head thought for a moment before saying, “Comfortable”. The operator looked at her questioningly. “Excuse me, but may I ask why that word?” “Simple,” she replied, “My sister is blonde, so she’ll read it like this: Com-for-da-bul.” A blind guy on a bar stool shouted to the bartender, “Want to hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice the guy next to him said, “Before you tell that joke you should know something – the bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, too. And I’m 6 feet tall, 200 lbs and have a black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6’2”, weighs 225, and is a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6’5”, pushing 300, and he’s a wrestler. Each of us is blonde, too. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?” “Nah. Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.” How about this one? Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a rowboat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said, “You know, it’s blondes like that that give the rest of us a bad name.” To this, the other blonde replied, “I know it – and if I knew how to swim, I’d go out there and drown her.” And the last one (for now): A contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room, she explained that she wanted the room painted pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out, “Green side up!” In the second room, the woman told the contractor that she wanted it a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled, “Green side up!” The lady was curious, but said nothing. |
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