Posted in Marriage
I am getting tired of winter these days. The furnace uses forced air, or as a friend called it, "scorched air," to heat the house. The dry air makes the fibers in the carpet generate static electricity. This is a problem if I stroll across the room and plant one on my wife. All the electrons I pick up in my trip are transferred in one awful jolt between my lips and hers. It's been so bad, we've actually had numbness and tingling afterwards.
So, if someone asks me if the spark is gone from our romance...
That's right up there with the funniest thing I've read all day. :-)