The Cheese Boy Trilogy Book 1
The Discovery
By Spencer Wilson
Chapter 1
Cheese Boy
Cheese Boy. You look at him and say, “That’s an evil villain? No way!“ Oh yes way! He’s about as bad as they come. When he was a baby all he would eat was cheese. To him cheese was the best thing in his life. Cheese Boy (whose real name was Newman) had a hard life. His parents (who will remain nameless) were poor and mean. How they got that way we may never know. But Newman tried to lead a happy life. His parents could only afford to send him to kindergarten for three months. In which, he learned the basics of math, spelling and most importantly how to build things. He was very quiet and shy so everyone left him alone. After school he would run home to start his paper route, one of the many jobs he had. He did not like any of them. His parents made him apply for many jobs. So many in fact that he would have been considered a VERY rich child if his parents had let him keep any of the profit. However, by the age of eight his parent’s mean ways had rubbed off on him and he became EVIL. As he grew older he began to think, “I despise mankind--when I grow older, earth will pay.” But what could he do? Years pass and by means of , theft and sly thinking Newman soon becomes what he is today, an evil mastermind, living on an island, making powerful weapons and planning his revenge on mankind with his army of six foot high mentally altered rats. These rats can walk on their hind legs and have a good mind for strategy. Earth, duck and cover because you have a problem
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A An animal house book
Hamster’s
Adventure
By
Terry
M.
Still
Hello there. My name is King Mew II. King Mew I was my owner’s friend’s hamster. He died on the night my owner was there for a sleepover. But you can call me Hammy, like all my friends do. Well, if I had any friends, that’s what they’d call me. But I don’t have any friends, except my owner whose name is Terry or at least that’s what his parents call him but oh well. I’m getting off the point. I have to tell you about my story.
It was a warm and cozy night. Little did I realize that my day (and my owner’s night) would become one of adventure, although my owner didn’t know it until the next day when he discovered me missing, but I’m getting ahead of myself. I’d best go back to where I left off.
It was midnight. My owner had gone to bed and so had his parents and brother. I was climbing about in my cage. It was made of purple wire. I looked up. The door of my cage had been left open! It was finally my purple chance to escape. I climbed to the top and out the door. Believe me, it was no easy task! First I had to put my paws on the horizontal bars at the bottom and then I clutched the vertical bars and pulled myself to my full height. From there I could reach the next set of horizontal bars right where the cage wall met the ceiling. I was able to climb upside down to the door. Then from there I was able to hoist myself to the top of the cage. Then I used the same maneuvers to climb down the outside of the cage. I couldn’t believe it. I was finally free! I was now on the white bookshelf Terry’s brother’s hamster’s cage was right below me. I decided to take a chance. I jumped. And I landed, just as I had suspected, right on the shelf next to Terry’s brother’s hamster’s cage.
A few days before (from now on, I will call Terry “T” for short), T’s brother’s hamster and I had been put in the same enclosure and we had a fight. Well, it wasn’t really what you could call a fight. We bared our teeth at each other and then T’s brother’s hamster jumped out of the enclosure and ran away. But back to my story… I stuck out my tongue at T’s brother’s hamster and then went on my way.
I jumped to the carpet of T’s Room. I made my way out of one of the doors. As luck would have it, it was the one that led out to the hallway. I looked in the bathroom, chose to skip it and went on my way. As soon as I got to the grating in the hallway, I was faced with two options: whether I should keep on going straight into T’s brothers Room, or whether I should turn right into the Living room. I chose the latter. (For all you younger kids out there, the “latter” means the second or the last. Can you guess what “former” means?)
As I strolled into the Living room, I was faced with two new options: whether to keep on going straight onto the rug to chew, or to turn left into the dark, dark opening. I chose the latter again, being the brave hamster I am. (Gulp. Do you believe in monsters?) I strolled right into the dark opening. Suddenly I ran into something soft and stringy. I was momentarily afraid that I had run into a monster with long stringy hair, but then I realized that I had run into the mop. I made my way past the mop, and then I hit something metallic. Then I realized it was the zipper of the backpack. Or at least, that’s what T called it. I found my way around the backpack, and then I found the opening. I crawled straight into it. I bumped into something. I screamed, but then I realized it was only the other side of the backpack. I made my way into the farthest corner of the backpack and began chewing (hey, a guy’s gotta keep his teeth in shape, huh?). Before I knew it, I had chewed my way out.
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An animal house book
An
Experiment
Gone
Wrong
By
Paige
Mcree
Chapter One
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One dark stormy night on a deserted island was Cursed Colleen the scientist who was about to the code in a secret formula. She had gathered up some roaches to test on. She was finished! And now she injected the formula into the roaches. (Now we’ll refer to them as S.I.CR’s). She went to bed. When she woke up she realized she could no longer think any thoughts
She looked around and heard tiny voices and saw a tiny city, the S.I.CR’s were talking to her! She heard them say, ”Get ready for take over of earth”!
She now realized that the small roaches had become Super Intelligent roaches (S.I.CR’s)! She went to the mirror and saw a microchip. They were mind controlling her! She had to warn the world. (She thought her life was a boat in a sea of troubles) Then suddenly blackness.
Chapter Two
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The Chikidudes (who look like small birds with big eyes) were hopping around. Then on the horizon they saw a black cloud moving at a steady pace and heard buzzing “Quick into your houses”! Said commander Chikidude and then he hid as well. Then the S.I.CR’s attacked! When the Chikidudes came out of their houses they saw nuclear weapons everywhere. The Chikidude named Quintus heard a S.I.CR say “Take over the next plane and hit the twin towers”. “But who will we blame”? Asked a S.I.CR, “We’ll blame Iraq”. Said the first. Then Quintus saw a woman sitting on a rock. He wrote on a leaf Are you a prisoner or are you free? She wrote, I am a prisoner although I’m not bound. I can’t run even though I look free. Who are you? Quintus wrote. She wrote, I’m Cursed Colleen because of my Experiment; can we stop them?
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