"I like honey on sandwiches...with peanut butter too!"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Head."
"Head who?"
"Head cukoo!"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Flowers"
"Flowers who?"
"Flowers for you! Yellow flowers. 'Cause yellow is your
favorite color. And when you smell them they will tickle your
nose!"
These Knock knock jokes brought to you courtesy of my oldest son, who
has just discovered these classic jokes and loves making up his own,
since he doesn't get the 'real' ones. These, however, reduce him
to helpless fits of laughter, no matter how many times he tells them.
