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In the Beginning...Genesis 1:1
Jul. 3, 2009
Super-Otis 3;The Finale
"Okay," whispered Super-Thea, "I'll take the rat, Bailen, and you handle Saber-Boy. That way we'll separate them. You know people can't do very well when they're not together. Then we'll defeat Saber-Boy for good!"
"Okay, whatever you say." said Super-Otis meekly.
Waving her defense cape wildly in the air, Super-Thea ran foward toward Bailen. Bailen jumped and ran, only stopping to pick up his Lazer Beam Gun. Saber-Boy whirled round and when he saw Super-Otis he said, "So, here we meet again, Otie-Boy?!" and Super-Otis answered by saying, "You can call me anything you like but I'm not backing down. You should know after all your campaigns that good always wins and evil aways loses." and Saber-Boy answered by saying "Oh, but you never know." and then the fight became thick and desperate.
Saber-Boy whipped his lightsaber over Super-Otis' head. Super-Otis stopped him with his lightsaber. They started to bang lightsabers. Then they locked them. Then they started to sword fight again. "Grouch!!" yelled Saber-Boy and tried to hit the hero. Super-Otis ducked. Then they started to bang the lightsabers on each other again. Then they pointed their wepons in different directions, but they still faced each other. Then, they started to, with one hand, started to wave their wepons back and forth, hitting the other's lightsaber. Saber-Boy then started to try to hit Super-Otis, but it only served to make their lightsabers lock again.
"Your brain is made of fur!!" screamed Saber-Boy. (Sorry for the not-so-good villian manners).
"No, it isn't!" answered Super-Otis.
"Yes it is!" screamed the bad guy again,
"You deceive people into believing that they can't do anything they want!!"
"What does a brain made of fur have to do with being a deceiver? You're the one who is deceiving people!"
"Wrong!" shouted Saber-Boy, and after swinging his lightsaber round to hit Super-Otis' head, the fight went on.
Meanwhile, Bailen was shooting lazer beams at Super-Thea and Super-Thea was hitting them away. Then, one of Bailen's beams shot the wrong way, and hit Saber-Boy right in the leg and it froze!
"Help!!!" shouted Saber-Boy, but it was to late. Another beam hit him in the other leg, then on one of his arms, then on the lightsaber arm, then, finally, on his face. He was frozen. Just then the F.B.I. arrived in their prison van to take Mr. Statue to the jail while Bailen escaped through his rat hole.
After freeing the prisoners, the hero and the sidekick flew in triumph back to the Otis-Cave. Super-Otis even let Thea throw out the last of the crackerjack and even cancel the crackerjack order. But after all that Thea saw him on the Red Phone calling the King Chocolate Shipping Company Inc. ordering 16 boxes of chocolate bars by August 5, 1991. Uh, oh...
Bonus!
A local interview with Super-Otis & Thea!
"Hi, I'm Clarabel Nutro reporting from LMN Studios. And tonight I have a very special guest. Actually, I have two very important guests. And...they are...Super-Otis & Super-Thea! Come on over here!"
At this stage, Super-Otis & Super-Thea walked gayly over to the couch where Clarabel was sitting.
"Soooooo... Super-Otis." said Clarabel, "You have just defeated your worst villian yet. How do you feel about this victory?"
"Well, I am very happy and excited...and...just generally trumiphant. It was hard, but, I, I think I pulled it off. Actually, I'm sure I pulled it off. Actually, Actually, I know I pulled it off."
"Did you ever have anything that dragged you away from your job?"
Super-Otis, (Forgetting the whole crackerjack incident) said, "No...No, No."
"Did you ever get captured? Did anybody help you get away?"
Super-Otis, (Forgetting about the getting trapped in Saber-Boy's prison and how Super-Thea had helped him get back on the right track.) said "No, none of that happened. Well, at least very little of it."
(Super-Thea rolls her eyes here)
(Clarabel, noticing the Super-Thea eye roll, tries to get Super-Otis to think differently) "Did Super-Thea help you at all?"
(Super-Otis, a little bit startled by the question, answers:) "No. Well, I shouldn't say that, but I did the really big work. I-I-I, well, she sorta helped but it was very little."
Super-Thea rolled her eyes again and smiles, but she turned her head so the audience wouldn't see.
Join Super-Otis next time as he battles a new villian...the Scarer.
And do not lead us into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Matthew 6:13 (NKJ)
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