''Hello, Super-Thea here. Oh, Mr. President good to here from you. What's that you say? It's not good to here from you? Why would anyone think it's not good to be called by President J. Lewis Michael? Oh, there is a problem. Where? All over town! Well, I'm not sure Super-Otis can go all over town but all ask.
Thank you Mr. President. Good Bye.''

There was a click, and then a voice calling ''SUPER-OTIS!!!''

The hero sighs, and walks over.

''What is it?''he asks.

''There is a problem all over town. Can you do it?

''Well, I...''

''Good. Then skiddaddal out of here why I do your chores and throw out those boxes of crackerjack. I plan to set up a computer desk. And I can't do it with that junk lying around.''

''It's not junk. It's yummy. And I have more coming in too.''

''I'm throwing that out too. Now go out all over town and save America. Just call me if you need anything.

The hero sighs again and after one look at his bedtime snack of crackerjack and lemonade, he leaves.

He walks into the town thinking. But not about the problem, but about the crackerjack.

''There must be another way to get some crackerjack.'' he thought.

TO BE CONTINUED...

"This is Reporter Clarabel for Station S-O-N and Station LMN News here to bring you the finale to the D-LIGHT crisis. Super-Otis has defeated The Complainer! Here is how it happened.

Super-Otis followed Bailen down until he came to the same lair Tiger Boy used at the last adventure. The Complainer and Bailen were arguing on how many boxes to bring in the next day. Super-Otis stepped out...

When he did this, Bailen yelled and fled. The Complainer ripped out his lightsaber and tried to hit our hero, but Super-Otis dashed out of the way and yelled, ''You're finished, Complainer!

The fight continued. Finally, just as Super-Otis gets the villian under control, the F.B.I. arrived and took the bad guy to the local prison.

Super-Otis went back to his lair and he and Tiger Boy finished the tour. Tiger Boy left and our hero starts to make his bedtime snack of crackerjack and lemonade. Just then he hears the phone, but he knows it will be taken care of...

Stay tuned folks you'll learn who is answering the phone and more. This is Reporter Clarabel for Station S-O-N and Station LMN News. Back to you Baxter!"

Philippians 2:14

Do all things without murmurings & disputings.  

Reporter Clarabel (watching the action)

Super-Otis with his Lightsaber

While Bailen and The Complainer were dancing and singing in their lair, Super-Otis was walking up the sidewalk in which The Complainer had gone under. He was complaining to himself angerly. It was about how hard it was to be a super hero, how the villians always got away at the first fight. The list went on and on. Finally he sat down on a bench, for he was quite out of breath.

Suddenly he remembered the kids at the park. Just as he remembered, the answer to the complaining came to him, D-LIGHT  was causing the problem.

The hero grabed his cell phone and found a text message from his cave. Reading it, he found that it said the same thing. Smiling, the hero closed the phone.

He rushed down the sidewalk in a hurry. When he arrived at the place he had seen The Complainer go under, he stopped short. He saw Bailen come out holding 3 boxes full of D-LIGHT. He went over to the concession stand and put the boxes on the counter. Running over to the sidewalk, he went into the hole and slid the board back into place. But in his haste, he didn't lock it. So Super-Otis opened the door and climbed down after him. Down, down, down...

TO BE CONTINUED...            

''Now", The Complainer said as he entered his lair, "I have nearly have this stupid town at my mercy. If those little whiny babies keep on complaining like they should, I will have them in my hands, and I, The Complainer, will be the richest creature in the world.''

''How?'' asked Bailen, his rat henchman.

''Well, silly, it's obvious.''

''I'm not silly.''

"Well, anyway, my complaining tonic, D-LIGHT, will be the most popular tonic in the world. And every evil villian will want it for their plans.''

''Oh!''

''And I will have defeated silly Otis and have the world under my control while I am getting richer and richer every day. It's time to dance...''

TO BE CONTINUED...        

When Super-Otis turned the corner he saw two evil looking guys. The first guy wore an old inside out scarecrow shirt, baggy trousers, a big belt, tattoos, and a straw necklace. The second guy wore a lab coat, yellow pants, blue tie, white shirt and tattoos.

Super-Otis didn't have to ask who they were. The second guy was Bailen, and the first guy was the ... Complainer.

After a moment of silence, Complainer asked: ''WHO ARE YOU?''

''I'm Super-Otis.''

As soon as Super-Otis said that, Complainer ripped out his lightsaber. In response, Super-Otis pulled out his lightsaber.

Bailen, who had been watching, fled in fear. The Complainer whipped his lightsaber over Super-Otis' head. Super-Otis put up his weapon to stop him. They locked lightsabers. The Complainer ripped his lightsaber away. Super-Otis dodged another attack and spun around, pushing the villian away.

Super-Otis, pushing Complainer away, suddenly turned around, putting him in his spot.

The Complainer suddenly pulled his lightsaber away and said ''Adios!'' Turning around, he rushed across the street toward a board in the sidewalk. Sliding it out of the way he climbed down in to the hole. The board slid back into place.

TO BE CONTINUED...

When Super-Otis reached the park, he was shocked to see everyone holding a bottle of D-LIGHT. Evreryone, from kid to parent, had a bottle.

The hero walked over to the concession stand. There was a big box full of D-LIGHT sitting right there. There was a bottle holding yellow liquid on the counter.

Suddenly, not feeling too comfortable, the hero pushes some money across the counter where it falls to the floor. Then, taking the bottle, Super-Otis puts it to his mouth. He takes a sip. It tasted good. He drank some more. It was sugery. Finaly he finished the bottle.

Throwing it into a trash can, the hero walked around the park. He felt a little dizzy, but he paid no attention. He was too busy watching everyone else in the park. Everywhere he went he saw and heard bickering, complaining, whining, and grouchy attitude. And to make the weirdness even weirder was that the people doing this stuff were only the ones holding D-LIGHT bottles.

Just as Super-Otis was going to go back to his lair, he turned a corner, and...

TO BE CONTINUED...                            

Just as Super-Otis is about to pick up the phone, a mad sound of running feet sounds from outside. Leaving Tiger-Boy inside, the hero runs outside. He sees the streets empty. Then he sees a poster on a buiding. It says:

D-LIGHT!! GET ONE TODAY FOR JUST $19.95!

The hero stared at it. He looked down the street to the park.

Maybe he could find someone who could tell him what D-LIGHT was there.

Forgeting about Tiger-Boy, the hero fired up his cape and sored away.

By the time he reached the park, he had totally forgotten about Tiger-Boy.

Oh no! Will the hero remember Tiger-Boy in time?

And what is D-LIGHT anyway?

Wonder about these wonders.

TO BE CONTINUED...  

As the hero flys over the town, he spots a little doorway in the side of a building. It has a big, red, blinking button on it.

Quickly swallowing the last of the Crackerjack, the hero swoops down and pushes the button. The door opens. He goes in. Into the sewer system and, C-R-A-S-H...!

As the hero picks himself up he sees who he hit, TIGER BOY and Bananna! Of course Bananna yelled, ''Yikes!'' and fled for his life out of the room.

''I'm going to stop you, Tiger boy!'' cries Super-Otis.

''Says who?!'' says the villian.

After a pause, the hero blurts out, "Me and God.''

Immediately another karate fight breaks out. After a long fight Super-Otis asks ''Do you want to take your pill yourself Tiger Boy?'' 

''I'll see you take it.'' The villian picks up a bottle labled Tiger-pill and holds it out.

Without a moment to spare, the hero grabs one of the pills and shoves it into Tiger Boy's mouth. No sooner the villian has the pill swallowed before he starts to chuckle. Soon he was laughing out loud. In between Ha Ha Has and Ho Ho Hos he gasps: ''Please.'' ''Help!''

Quickly the hero helps him vomit the pill. (Yuck)

After two long gasps for breath, Tiger Boy gasps, ''You're right Super-Otis. God made our sense of humor, and it is not up to me to expand it.''

''Exactly.'' says the hero. ''Oh, and would you like to tour my lair with me?''

''Sure! Swell thing!''

And so it be, as Tiger Boy reached up to the ceiling and pulled a light cord, and all the pill-making machines shut down.

So the two pals go back to tour Super-Otis' lair, and to receive the 100 doller check from the President to Super-Otis for saving the town. But just as their going to start the tour, the red phone rings, and so here we go ring-ring-ring again. 

Super-Otis giggled so much that he threw his lunch tray at the window. Then he dropped down under it. Then it dropped down on his head.

When he came to his senses it didn’t take long to figure out where he was. He remembered it all. While he was sitting there he suddenly remembered he had to save the world. The villianous works of Tiger Boy were still alive.

He ran over to his cabin door. He finds it locked. He then grabs an electrical cord and plunges it into the door. The door burns away to nothing.

He runs outside and to his surprise he finds his cape there. He fires it up. And this time...

...HE REMEMBERED TO HOLD ON!

So he sails high over the town and rushes threw a trap door in his lair. He jumps down in front of his computer and begins to look for clues.

The computer tells about the Tiger-pill, the Tiger-chemical, and what they do.

Then the hero fires up his cape again. Then he goes circling over the town to try and find Tiger Boy’s secret hideout while he munches on Crackerjack.

TO BE CONTINUED…   

Tiger Boy chuckled as he turned some knobs on his TV screen and the picture of Super-Otis laughing went away.

''I've done it at last!'' he laughed.

''Done what at last?'' asked his sidekick Banana the monkey, who had just come in.

''Gotten to Super-Otis' head.'' answered Tiger Boy crossly. ''First time.''

''What is in this stuff?'' asked Banana.

''What stuff?'' asked Tiger Boy. ''You mean the Tiger-pill?''

''Yes. I wanted to know what was in it.''

''Sugar. And Vitimins A, B, C, D, and K. But the most important part of all is the Tiger-chemical.''

''Is that the chemical that is making the teachers go nuts?''

''Yes. By putting the pill in their cafeteria food, I make them go crazy. Then it will spread to the students, and then everyone.''

''So that is why you send me to the cafeteria everyday!''

''Yup. And stir that mixture a tad more. I want to get it into the colleges today.''

TO BE CONTINUED...      

As the balloon lands on the platform in the Comedian Camp, the musclebound thug drags the hero out of the balloon and throws him into a cabin and locks the door.

Here the hero sees:

- Men forced to tell jokes non-stop for 24 hours a day.
- Woman forced to go to the camp circus and laugh at every joke the clowns tell.
- Children forced to listen to comedian shows on the radio.

Alas! How could Super-Otis' plans could have been turned upside down like this?

Worse still, he is forced to watch comedian shows on TV and listen to them on the radio, to tell jokes to himself four times a day, and at mealtimes he is taught to throw his food insted of eating it.

Why he is wondering why everyone is going so crazy, all of his lessons seem to get the best of him. Before he can help himself, he starts to giggle, ''tee-hee tee-hee.''

''Flying Sandsnakes!'' he yells. ''It is Ho Ho Ho even happening to Ha Ha Ha me!''

But before he can say anything more he drops to the floor, trying to catch his breath, but giggling just the same.

Oh no! What will ever happen to the hero, Super-Otis?

And the villianous villian, Tiger Boy?

These wonders are for you to wonder about.

TO BE CONTINUED... 

Super-Otis rushes into the street, and stops short.

Everywhere he sees people going nuts. They are laughing, jumping, rolling, and throwing food and junk. He ducked as a apple core flew over his head, and jumped sideways to avoid a book.

He suddenly sees a note. He picks it up. It says:

It had been another long day for the hero of this story, Super-Otis.

He had battled several villians and they had repented. His day is done. He sits down at his desk in his lair wondering what villian he will fight tomorrow, when suddenly his red phone rings. He grabs it and says:''It's me, Super-Otis. If villians strike, I will make them pay for it.''

''Super-Otis!" shouts a voice. "You've gotta tee-hee tee-hee save us!''

''Mr. President!'' the hero shouts back. "Are you O.K. Mr. President?''

''I ho ho ho am not hee hee hee O.K.!'' screams the President. Do I Ha Ha Ha sound O.K.?

"No!" says Super-Otis. "What is happening to your voice Mr. President? Please tell me what is happening to your voice.''

''It is Har Har Har the work of Ho Ho Ho your tee-hee tee-hee your archenemy, Tiger Boy.''

''Oh No!''

"Oh Yes! Please save us! Before it is...'' Crash! Bang! "Ha! Ha! Ho! Ho! Hee! Hee!" Woosh! Woosh! 

 ''Mr. President! Mr. President!! Mr. President, can you hear me?"

No answer. Except laughter and weird sounds, inclouding crashs and bangs.

In desperation, the hero jogs over to the door of his lair to stop Tiger Boy before it's too late.

TO BE CONTINUED...