The Daily Planet - The 14 Days of Homeschooling

Published on December 3, 2007 at 3:30 PM
The 14 Days of Homeschooling

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A good friend of our family forwarded us this. I thought it was quite funny and cute. It just goes to show you that you are a witness, just by doing what you do. Homeschooling is the way to go and if you just do what you are doing, it will get noticed and it will influence people.

ENJOY!!

The 14 Days of Homeschooling

(tune of "THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS")

On the first day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "Can you homeschool legally?"

On the second day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "Are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?"

On the third day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "Do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?"

On the fourth day of home school my neighbor said to me, "What about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?"

On the fifth day of home school my neighbor said to me, "YOU ARE SO STRANGE! What about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?"

On the Sixth day of home school my neighbor said to me, "How long will you homeschool, YOU 'RE SO STRANGE, what about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?"

On the seventh day of home school my neighbor said to me, "Look at what they're missing, how long will you
homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE!, what about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, do you
homeschool legally?"

On the eighth day of home school my neighbor said to me, "Why do you do this, look at what they're missing,
how long will you home school, YOU ARE SO STRANGE, what about P.E. do you give them tests, are they
socialized, do you homeschool legally?"

On the ninth day of home school my neighbor said to me, "They'll miss the prom, why do you do this, look at
what they're missing, how long will you home school, YOU 'RE SO STRANGE!, what about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, do you homeschool legally?"

On the tenth day of home school my neighbor said to me, "What about graduation, they'll miss the prom, why
do you do this, look at what they're missing, how long will you home school, YOU ARE SO STRANGE!, what about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?"

On the eleventh day of home school my neighbor said to me, "I could never do that, what about graduation,
they'll miss the prom, why do you do this, look at what they're missing, how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE, what about P.E. do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?"

On the twelfth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "Can they go to college, I could never do that,
what about graduation, they'll miss the prom, why do you do this, look at what they're missing, how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE, What about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, can
you homeschool legally?"

On the thirteenth day of homeschool I thoughtfully replied: "They can go to college, yes you can do this, and they can graduate, we don't need the prom, we do it cuz we like it, they aren't missing anything, we'll homeschool forever, WE'RE NOT STRANGE!, We give them P.E., life it self's a test, they are socialized, AND WE HOMESCHOOL LEGALLY!

On the fourteenth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "How can I get started, why didn't you tell me,
where do I buy curriculum, when is the next conference, WILL PEOPLE THINK WE'RE STRANGE? I think we can do this, if you will help us, can we join P.E. and we'll homeschool legally.

I am very glad to be homeschooled. And yes, I will be graduating, I am socialized, people think I am strange, I do P.E., I can go to college, I am tested, I will be homeschooled forever, I am not missing anything, I don't care about the prom, and YES homeschooling is legal!!

Homeschooling is the way to go!!

As Always,

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December 3, 2007 at 4:31 PM...Untitled Comment

Commented by Earthling

LOL! I'm remember reading that last year and it really cracked me up. Thanks for sharing, I needed a laugh!

Let's see, I will go to college (Lord willing), somehow somebody's managed to homeschool me, I plan on graduating, prom--ugh!, we had a reason for doing it, the only thing I'm missing I'm glad I am, I'll be hsed forever, PE is better when it involves chasing little kids around the house, yes I am tested, socialization is not an issue, it's done legally, and I AM SO STRANGE. AND PROUD OF IT!
Haha, yes, I think I've covered it all! lol