A couple years ago, I went to a sleepover and the kid that had the sleepover, his name was Sam. And for dinner we had pizza, and I was sitting next to Sam. And when I was eating pizza, when I took a bite, pizza sauce fell on my arm. And then when I saw the pizza sauce, I yelled, "I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding!" And then Sam said, "Joshua, it's pizza sauce." And I'm like, "Oh, ok."  And then I licked the pizza sauce off. The end.