The Life and Adventures of Your Everyday Superhero

Aug. 14, 2007 - I'd like the Kung Pow Chicken Ding, please

I saved Big Wong's Chinese Cusine from robbery today. :) It was a hectic fight, but I finally accomplished it. I was sitting there 'enjoying' a plate of pork when a masked guy ran though the restaurant. He disappeared into the kitchen, where he apparently stabbed the cook with a fork before making his way to the cash register. Hearing the cook go down, I rushed into the kitchen, regretting that I wasn't wearing my suit under my civilian clothes. The masked robber shot at me, but I dodged behind a barrel of fish and it missed. Throwing a plate at him, I charged, grabbed his gun, and turned it on him. Unfortunately, it proved to be a one-shot pistol and the guy happened to be carrying a switchblade. The only thing on hand to use was food, so I made good use of it. Most superheros don't dispatch their enemies with a plate of Kung Pow Chicken Ding, but that was the case tonight.

A most unusual fight, I must say. I really must remember to wear my suit under my clothes.

Since you still don't know me very well, here's a few more facts: 1.) I'm only 14, which is why the justice league hasn't allowed me in. 2.) My archnemesis is currently somewhere under the Pacific in a rennovated nuclear reactor. 3.) I've recently decided to shun a certain small Chinese joint on the south of town. ;)
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Aug. 14, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by SouthernBelle
hahaha, love your blog. So funny. xD

adding you to my friends list.
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Aug. 14, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by SeaChel
LOL!!!! Wow, I must say that I've never heard of a fight like that before!! I will remember your tactics! lol!!!

~SeaChel (Wolf Woman)
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Aug. 15, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Chris
kung pow...wow! :D
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Aug. 15, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Moonflower
um....Wow?
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Aug. 15, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by rivergirl
Whoa!
Hehe!
Oh! was that out loud?
Sorry! ;-D
I added you to my friends list!
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Aug. 15, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Catcher818
That's cool.
Wanna be friends?
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Aug. 16, 2007 - <i>Untitled Comment</i>

Posted by Antelope
Wow! Your, um, life sounds very interesting!

I'm Jess (and 14, too - shhh). Thanks for stopping by my blog! It appears we are both friends of Emma's, so I'm sure we'll cross paths again. Mind if I add you to my friends list?

Later!
Jess

Edited by Antelope on Aug. 16, 2007 at 8:49 AM
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Aug. 17, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Moonflower
Hi,Brenda is my Mom LOL!
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Sep. 1, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Antelope
Blade! You have disappeared! Where are you? Saving the world?

Jess
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