The Life and Adventures of Your Everyday Superhero

Oct. 17, 2007 - Evil mastermind!

Name: Dr. J. E. Wile

Occupation: Tricking unsuspecting homeschoolers into using his science books, and therefore subjecting themselves to his power.

Powers: Has the ability to make his textbooks so comepletely boring and not understandable, that your life energy is sucked right into the textbook and transfered to him.

Life History: He was studying for his Masters in Science, when he suddenly snapped under the tremendous workload. Now, the mad scientist subjects as many scholars as possible to the 'Apologia' series of science books, which he uses to take life energy from students, and hopes to make them go as mad as him.

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Yes, I'm currently facing this guy. I was unfortunate enough to have his biology book as my science course this year. I tried valiantly to complete the vast array of experiments, memorize the definitions, and answer the quizzes, but I only succeded in losing energy. It took me a while to figure out his evil scheme, and it's been quite a battle. Thus my unexplained absence.

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Plan A: Convince Mom that he is evil, and get her to go to the authorities and get help.

Plan A - pluses: Help is needed. If we can convince the government of his plot, he will be always on the run, if not captured.

Plan A - minuses: Mom, for some odd reason, thinks that lots of school is 'good' and 'beneficial'. She doesn't seem to believe most of what I tell her.

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Plan B: Go to Dr. Wile's headquarters and defeat the villain.

Plan B - pluses: I get to be the hero, and have a chance to try out my new suit against the real thing. Perhaps the justice league will take notice of me if I bring him in.

Plan B - minuses: I might lose and get killed. I don't really want to die at this point, it definitely won't help my career or health.

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Wish me luck, I'll need it!

Oct. 17, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by SeaChel

Hey Blade!!! Great to hear from you again!!!
Wow, that is a very sinister scheme! I will make sure to stay away from those books!! ;-)

~Wolf Woman (aka SeaChel)

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