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Thanks to Karla who posted this in one of my homeschooling email groups. Enjoy!
Hugs,
Amanda
**Note**Borrowed from Homeschooling Your Child
The 14 Days of Homeschooling (sung to the tune of "The
12 Days of Christmas")
On the 1st day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
"Can you homeschool legally?"
On the 2nd day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
"Are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?"
On the 3rd day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
"Do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you
homeschool legally?"
On the 4th day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
"What about P.E., do you give them tests, are they
socialized, can you homeschool legally?"
On the 5th day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
"YOU ARE SO STRANGE! What about P.E., do you give them
tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool
legally?"
On the 6th day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
"How long will you homeschool, YOU ARE S0 STRANGE,
what about P.E., do you give them tests, are they
socialized, can you homeschool legally?"
On the 7th day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
"Look at what they're missing, how long will you
homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE!, what about P.E., do
you give them tests, are they socialized, do you
homeschool legally?"
On the 8th day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
"Why do you do this, look at what they're missing, how
long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE, what
about P.E., do you give them tests, are they
socialized, do you homeschool legally?"
On the 9th day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
"They'll miss the prom, why do you do this, look at
what they're missing, how long will you homeschool,
YOU ARE SO STRANGE!, what about P.E., do you give them
tests, are they socialized, do you homeschool
legally?"
On the 10th day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
"What about graduation, they'll miss the prom, why do
you do this, look at what they're missing, how long
will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE!, what about
P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, can
you homeschool legally?"
On the 11th day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
"I could never do that, what about graduation, they'll
miss the prom, why do you do this, look at what
they're missing, how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE
SO STRANGE, what about P.E., do you give them tests,
are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?"
On the 12th day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
"Can they go to college, I could never do that, what
about graduation, they'll miss the prom, why do you do
this, look at what they're missing, how long will you
homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE, What about P.E., do
you give them tests, are they socialized, can you
homeschool legally?"
On the 13th day of homeschool I thoughtfully replied:
"They *can* go to college, yes you can do this, they
can have graduation, we don't like the prom, we do it
cuz we like it, they are missing nothing, we'll
homeschool forever, WE ARE NOT STRANGE!, We give them
P.E., and we give them tests, they are socialized, AND
WE HOMESCHOOL LEGALLY.
On the 14th day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
"How can I get started, why didn't you tell me, where
do I buy curriculum, when is the next conference, WILL
PEOPLE THINK WE'RE STRANGE?. I think we can do this,
if you will help us, we'll join a sports team, and
we'll homeschool legally.
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