John J. Miller collects 'em at The Corner:

For example:

Detroit News:  "Here's the gospel on "The Da Vinci Code": It's a total snore. It's so boring it could be called "The Dull Vinci Code." It's so dumb it could be called "The Duh Vinci Code." It's the worst film ultra-reliable director Ron Howard has ever made. It turns the most likeable actor in America, Tom Hanks, into a stodgy cipher. It makes the most charming actress in Europe, Audrey Tautou, about as appealing as gum surgery. Together they have the chemistry of buttermilk.