Fish in My Hair

Things you never thought you'd say to your children at Christmas

1. No, I don't think a mustache trimmer would be a good gift for Grandma.
2. I'm glad you paid attention during our studies on human reproduction, but please stop taking Baby Jesus out of the manger and telling guests that he's the size of a three month old fetus.
3. Now you know why that poem says, "The stockings were hung by the chimney with care." And our spelling word tomorrow will be "flammable."
4. Stop poking your brother in the cajunas with the giant candy cane.
5. Yes, sticking a Polly Pocket under the gingerbread house so it looks like the Wicked Witch under Dorothy Gale's house would definitely be unique.

He,he,he!!

9:17 AM, Dec. 8, 2006 .. Posted by Adrienne

Those are some GOOD ONES!! Your boys crack me up, I am assuming this was from the boys? :-) The girls are just to girly to do things like that!

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4:50 PM, Dec. 8, 2006 .. Posted by briannash

I like number 5 that sounds like something I might want to do think of it as part of a Literature Unit Study Arts and Craft Project

You need MORE fun...

8:40 AM, Dec. 9, 2006 .. Posted by Seester

Just think of what it'll be like when you add 4 kittens to the mix. They should arrive any day now...

Heh!

6:44 PM, Dec. 9, 2006 .. Posted by BonnieW

At least you still have a baby Jesus--never mind that he's only the size of a three-month fetus! We have to use a Lego man because our dog ate ours.

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8:32 PM, Dec. 9, 2006 .. Posted by Roo

LOL'ing at the lego man Baby Jesus and Polly under the house!

Roo
http://plussign.blogspot.com/

Just LOL

10:28 AM, Dec. 11, 2006 .. Posted by myboysand1ladybug

TC your posts are food for a Momma's soul. Love the Stuffmart post. Funny those same Stuffmart employees work out here in Nevada too!!