Fish in My Hair

Why didn't I think of that?

Some dude named Robert Smith has written The Nicole Richie Cookbook. Richie is the Hollywood starlet who weighs all of about 80 pounds - and 20 of that is probably hair extensions, false eyelashes, and silicone, uh, additions. By law, the woman should be riding in a booster seat.

Here's the thing. Mr. Smith is getting $11.95 a copy for a recipe book that is full of ... blank pages.

Man, I could write one like that and call it TC's Secrets to Successful Housecleaning.

what a great idea!

10:25 AM, Sep. 17, 2007 .. Posted by Fringey

Kind of reminds me of pet rocks...do you remember those? :)

Hee hee

11:00 AM, Sep. 17, 2007 .. Posted by bubbebobbie

You better copywrite that fast! Or you are giving away millions.
But slap a celeb name to it, Like Shopping for Christmas with O.J, or the joy of regifting.

Because of Jesus, Bobbie

ROFLOLPIMP!

12:30 PM, Sep. 17, 2007 .. Posted by coolmomshomeschool

I love the title of your book, and I could write my own this afternoon, in just a few seconds. I could also write one called Shelley's Favorite Healthy Meals to Fix, or one called Shelley's Favorite Ironing Techniques, or Shelley's Secret to Getting the Laundry Done, or Shelley's...........

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7:55 PM, Sep. 17, 2007 .. Posted by Earthling

LOL is that funny. A booster seat.
I definitly think your book would be a bestseller!

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8:56 AM, Sep. 18, 2007 .. Posted by sunydazy

Great Idea! LOL!

I've given you an award...come over when you can.

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9:03 AM, Sep. 18, 2007 .. Posted by Chris

wow....lol yeah and can't belive i mised stanley part 1 now i have to go back and read...

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10:18 AM, Sep. 18, 2007 .. Posted by drewsfamilytx

What's even crazier is that he WILL sell a lot of those books! People look for ways to blow their money and Christmas is just around the corner.

LOL

12:59 PM, Sep. 18, 2007 .. Posted by CarpeBanana

but... I only like cookbooks with photos... no, wait a minute... I guess there *are* photos... or maybe not.

I guess only the author would know for sure.

from: giggles3

5:44 PM, Sep. 18, 2007 .. Posted by Anonymous

First off I love your profile pic...totally fits you : )
And what is it with people doing stupid things and getting money for it...where is the line so that I can get in on this too?! ; )
And why doesn't your family want to be seen with Stanley? I think it is a fun idea...if you sent him to me I would take some pictures for you ; ) My brother-in-law took bobblehead Dwight (from The Office) with him to Hawaii and took pictures of it in different places. Your kids should relax and have fun with it...at least that is what I think : )
Good luck.
Christina

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6:57 AM, Sep. 19, 2007 .. Posted by CrossView

Too funny! I remember the one called, "What Men Know About Women" and it was blank pages, too!

And yes, I admit it, I bought one for a friend. =/

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9:11 PM, Sep. 19, 2007 .. Posted by mycrazylife

I know I'll always get a hearty laugh when I stop by your blog!