Jun. 30, 2008
Breakwind Estates
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We've had more than a bellyfull of driving around subdivisions and reading their pretentious names. "Cherry Hill at Landsdowne" or "The Highlands Estates at Tut-tut." Many times, the more haughty the name, the more modest the homes. Or the other end of the spectrum the really, REALLY hoity toity houses which mandate a mouthful.....Pinnacle Heights at Equestrian Hill. Who are they kidding? Well, Molly had a stroke of brilliance in naming our very own subdivison: Breakwind Estates. (Proposed slogan: It's a Gas!) Soon, the dreadful backseat bickering ended as we all proposed street names for Molly's subdivision. Consider: Cesspool Court! Potty Court! Fecal Trail! (That was Jay's idea) Trotts Landing! We may have to add a few "e"s to our names...ergo....Cesspoole Court. (Get the pointe?) And of course, all new homeowners would get some of that fantastic toilet paper I wrote about the other day. Who ever said you have to be a seventh grader to enjoy seventh grade humor? |
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Jun. 30, 2008 - Ooooo...Can I live at Breakwind Estates?!
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