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• Jun. 7, 2007 - The Dishwasher, the Crazy Woman and the Stick!

The door on my dishwasher stopped shutting; surely this is some cruel joke. A complete tease it looks like it is going to shut and then pops back at me snickering, I can almost here it chanting, do the dishes by hand or call the kids to do them by hand. I am not one to take these things lightly, it can be fixed. My husband looks at these things and says, "It's stuffed!" What do you mean stuffed, something can be done, and I refuse to believe anything cannot be repaired somehow by us, just GET it going until we can properly repair it. So my mind goes into fix it gear and believe me this is scary stuff. So the day moves on and I still have last nights dishes in the dishwasher because this is when my disaster started, and I can't bear to think of unstacking dirty dishes out of the dishwasher that is even more unnatural then childbirth. So my mind goes into desperate thinking I must get that door shut, I’m thinking door needs to be pushed shut, and something heavy is what I need. I look at the filing cabinet but I just won't be able to move it...in the mean time my dh is on the phone not even aware of the panic rising up in me. I spot something and think it's workable, crazy but workable so I start to drag our couch out to the kitchen to keep the door shut, your seeing how desperate I am getting So here is dh on the phone watching his crazy wife drag the couch across the kitchen, I get a child to help me and finally get it pushed up against the dishwasher and the door just spits back out, it just will not stay shut, it basically scoffs at my desperate attempts to put it to work. By now I realise I am being stupid so instead of admitting it when my dh gets off the phone I start blaming him for he never just tries to get things going, he gives up too easily. So he strolls outside while I drag my couch back with everyone's turning away from me trying not to laugh. He comes back in pushes a stick so it jams under the latch and shuts my dishwasher and you know what this works and takes up alot less room then my couch idea, I think I'll just stick to cleaning and not repairing. I should have learnt this when I tried to fix my grandfather's clock and it is still in a thousand pieces

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• Jun. 7, 2007 - ROTFL

Posted by MiryClay
That would have been what I would have done Tracy. I guess this can only mean one thing.......We're both crazy! LOL. Our husbands sound alike to, only my husband would have probably used duct tape. It seems to be his answer for everything. I'm surprised he hasn't tried using it on me yet. :o)

Blessings,
Lori

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• Jun. 7, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Anonymous
Thanks for the good mornig laugh! My husband and kids think I crazy too. Of course, I was perfectly sane before dh, and dc. HA HA HA!
4sweetums
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• Jun. 7, 2007 - I can imagine it

Posted by jenn4him
I can totally see you moving your couch in the kitchen. I give you credit. I would have probably paid a child to hold the door closed for the entire washing cycle.
Jenn
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• Jun. 7, 2007 - So funny

Posted by Kinley
I am right there with you!


Kristy
We never would have made it as a pioneer women.
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• Jun. 8, 2007 - Dishwashers are great!

Posted by lovinlife
Mine has been acting up too. I figured out if I rinse everything well, it will still clean. The main soap compartment won't open during washing, so I just dump soap in the bottom of it. So far so good, but if something were to happen to me, my family wouldn't know this trick. If something happens to me, please let them know. :)
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• Jun. 8, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by 2peter318
That is the funniest story I've read in a long time. Mainly, because that is something I would be doing. Though I would probably pick something a bit smaller than the couch. But it made sense to me. Maybe we should start a support group? :)
JoAnn
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• Jun. 8, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Fiffi
You're funny! I had a good laugh! I'm impressed you gave it a try though...... in my family I'm the first to say it's stu##ed!!!
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• Jun. 8, 2007 - Woo Hoo!

Posted by bubbebobbie
Let's hear it for the Guy! Who would of thought a boy and his stick...so typical!

I would have dragged a chair and sat in front of it til the load was done!

Hee hee!
because of Jesus, Bobbie
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• Jun. 8, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by TC
LOL!
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• Jun. 8, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by bethanyrae
You are so fun to read.....it feels like I'm there getting out of the way of the couch!
bethanyrae
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• Jun. 8, 2007 - LOL !!!!!!!!!

Posted by gnjlopez
Wow Tracy, I am laughing so hard with tears rolling down my face. My daughter is looking at me like if I'm the crazy one dragging the couch across the kitchen.

And yes, my 14 yr dd and 3 yr ds are still up at 2:43 am. Does that make me crazy or just unfit? I think my house has insomnia.

God Bless.

http://angelswithapurpose.blogspot.com/
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• Jun. 9, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by PumpkinsMomma
I'm glad you got your dishes washed!!! it's not cool to have a broken dishwasher.
marie
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• Jun. 9, 2007 - Just so you know

Posted by bubbebobbie
So, I had a comment on my blog today asking for permission to link to my show and tell, well of course I said yes . And then it hit me, I hadn't asked you if I could link your story about your dishwasher to my story about the microwave breaking

In a way, I feel like that is way too close to gossip. Is it??? So I am here repenting (: and asking if I may link to you????

Yes a little late, but ettiquette matters. hee hee...

Because of Jesus, Bobbie
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• Jun. 9, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by sahmto4orMore
you got me laughing so hard i have tears!

Thanks for sharing, i needed a good laugh real bad.
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