Oct. 15, 2008 - Night Time Mischief
There was a noise. Erika sat up. She listened. There it was again. That sounds like swords. She got up out of bed and looked out her bedroom window. If Erika couldn't feel this major disturbance in the Force, she wouldn't have believed her eyes. There, in her own backyard, four men were fighting. One looked very short, and was wielding a battle ax. The two others had swords and the last had a bow and was shooting like crazy. Erika couldn't tell who the men were, but she knew they were not supposed to be in her family's yard. She grabbed a sweatshirt, put it on over her mis-matched skeleton and rose pajamas, as well as her shoes and grabbed a blaster her belt and her lightsaber, just in case. She sneaked quietly down the stairs and looked out the window, they were still there, and still fighting.
Erika gasped as she realized who one of the men were, she had met him at Disneyland once when he almost ran into her on Tom Sawyer's Island. It was none other than the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow. With him was his friend Will Turner. Erika went out the front door and jumped over the fence, to sneak up on them. She was behind the short hairy one, when the blond man looked at her straight in the eyes. He looked confused, and left an impression in the Force as being calm, but dazed. Erika smiled at the strange man, who in turn, smiled back. He turned away to ward off a blow from Turner. Erika looked at Turner, and shook her head in amazement as she realized that the two looked almost exactly the same. She jumped as the short man tried to whack her with his ax. He looked at her, said " She's like Galadriel! " before trying to hit her again. I know who this guy is! Erika exclaimed to herself, It's Gimli! That dwarf in Lord of the Rings! And that's Legolas! She evaded the dwarf and ran towards Sparrow. He was trying to fight Legolas and wasn't doing very well. She jumped over to him, pink rose pj's and all, and grabbed his hand as he raised to swing at the elf. " What are you doing!?!? " he yelled. " Why are you fighting?! " she replied. " I don't know! " he yelled back. " What are you doing?! " yelled Will. " Does your wife know you're out pillaging? " Erika asked in return. " Wha...? How do you know Elizabeth?" " I met her in Catalina once. Now why are you ighting?" she said as she Force pushed Gimli over to Legolas. Will looked at her for a second, then said " I have no clue. " Erika turned to Legolas, " And what of you? " He replied, " He looks like me, and I thought he was an imposter." Erika rolled her eyes. " Thats it? " Gimli looked up at her and said " Do you know Arwen? " She looked down at him and said, " I never had the pleasure of meeting any non-Christmas elves." Gimli chuckled, and Legolas looked at him funny.
Erika flinched, there was something causing a huge ripple in the Force. The men, elf and dwarf watched as she ran to fence leapt over it over and was taken aback. Sheelob and the Kracken were fighting each other in thn middle of the street. The guys had followed her to the front, Gimli receiving help from Legolas to get over the fence. They stood amazed. Jack turned to Legolas, " What a fine mess you've gotten us into." Legolas and Will rolled their eyes in unison. " Are you guys going to help, or not?" Erika yelled from the top of the giant spider. Legolas ran towards the monsters, followed closely by Will and Gimli, last of all come Jack, running in his wild fashion. Jeff looks like that when he runs. Erika said to herself with a laugh. She pulled a tranq out of her belt, " Here you go, big guy!" She stuck the drug in the spider, and waited for it to take affect. After the spider was K.O. , Erika was glad to see the guys had the Kraken out too. She slid down the back of the hairy aracnid. Then the thought hit her, "Uh, how did these get here?"
The guys looked at each other and Will said, " We don't know." Jack spoke up, " Aye mate, but will 'em home." Erika was confused but waved good bye, " Tell Elizabeth hi for me, Will! " " Aye!" Erika went back in the house and watched out the window as the men, elf, dwarf dragged the monsters with the help of skeletal pirates and ghosts and disappeared down the dark street. Erika went back to bed, pondering the past half hour.
Comments
Oct. 15, 2008 - Untitled Comment
Holo from SeaChel
lol, luved it! :-D
~SeaChel
Oct. 16, 2008 - Untitled Comment
Holo from Dracula95
I tagged you!
Oct. 17, 2008 - <em>Untitled Comment</em>
Holo from Monster
I am rolling on the floor laughing uncontrollably! That was the funniest mix of Lord of the Rings and Pirates of the Carribean that I have ever seen!!!! (actually, the only one).
Edited by Monster on Oct. 17, 2008 at 1:00 PM
Jul. 17, 2009 - Untitled Comment
Holo from Anonymous
this IS RETARDED !!!!!!!!!!!!!
