Oct. 6, 2008 - Tootles Titians

Okay, my brother would like me to say and I quote " I made up the part about the Batmobile! " end quote.


Erika looked down, she was above Gotham City, flying over her really annoying brother.
Jeff was driving a car, and besides the fact he wasn't old enough to drive, he was driving Batman's Batmobile. He was also being chased by Batman, The Teen Titians and someother people Erika didn't recognize. Erika pulled out her comlink ( some what like a cell phone ), and dialed Jeff's com number.
" What? "said Jeff in a giddy voice. " You are in so much trouble, do you know who's chasing you? " Erika said over the noise of an explosion coming from below. " Um, no. Who? " Jeff asked. " Try The Teen Titians, some other dudes and a cranky looking Batman." replied Erika swerving away from a missile. " Hey, I'm going to fly over you and see if I can distract these guys while you try to find a way out of that tank." " Okay. i'm going to have some fun!" Erika rolled her eyes and turned off her com. She flew down in the midst of the chase. She was right above Beastboy when she saw a bomb from the Batmobile headed towards the green teen who was at the moment a cheetah. She sighed, dove down and grabbed the guy who then turned into a squirming octopus, yelling all the while. Erika turned up and felt the bomb explode under her. " He is so a Sith now. Great. " she muttered under her breath. Beastboy changed into a gorilla and Erika decided to oblige him and she yelled " BIrd! " before dropping him. Beastboy morphed into a hawk right as Raven flew up to Erika, who was relieved to be free of the heavy teen. Erika felt Raven through the force, and said in her best Master Yoda voice " Mmm, strong in the Force are you! " Erika laughed at the confused expression on the floating girl's face before dropping down about twenty feet to miss a blast of sound from Cyborg. Erika used the com in her helmet to talk to Jeff. " So do you have a eject button or something? " " Yeah, I do, but I have to put this thing on auto so it doesn't crash in to a building when I go," announced Jeff.  " Well, make it quick, The Boy Wonder's heading my way, oh and tell me when you're going to hit eject so I can grab you." Erika dropped again to miss a projectile from Robin, then turned to face him. " Come and get some! " she yelled, then flying up and towards Starfire. " Excuse me. " she said to Starfire as she passed. Glancing down she noticed the guys she didn't know. There was three of them dressed as wolves and one of them seemed to be a wolf. It looked up at her,  and blinked as she waved. " Hello! Sorry about my brother, he's really not evil, well, not that evil. Tootles! " She swept past  them and past another teen who was dressed totally in black then  flew down  and landed  on the Batmobile. She knocked on the window, and Jeff waved back. He motion that he was ready, and then pushed a button. He was thrown in the air and Erika jumped to catch him. She turned on the jet pack and caught him head on. They flew past Batman and Erika yelled " Sorry! " and flew away to the car/ship where their mom was waiting. They watched from the windows as the heros finally got the super car under control. The now Sith said" That was fun. " Mom gave Jeff the look and they started home, Erika trying to catch up on their math on the way and wondering what her blog friends were doing...

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Sep. 30, 2008 - New guy on my block...

Whoa,  guess who's lives on the West Coast, Iron Man!

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Sep. 29, 2008 - Gotham City here comes trouble.

Erika sighed, she was in the passenger seat in the family mini van/transport ( as in space ship ), which was currently in transport mode.She was TIRED.
" So, why are we having a field trip to a crime infested city?" inquired Erika.
" So you know what kind of jobs you don't want to get. " Explained Mom.
" You mean like Dirty Jobs? Mike Row is cool! " butted in Sam.
" He plays in cow poo! " replied a totally delighted Noah.
" That is why I'm taking you guys there, and ( Sam, get your finger out of your nose. ) we'll go see an exhibit on Batman after a tour of the City Hall. "
In chorus " BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled the shrimps, ( Sam and Noah ).
" BOBA FETT!! " added Noah.
" Dorks. " said Jeff.
 Erika checked her kit, she had worn her armor underneath her clothes and brought her lightsaber and custom Merr-sonn Munitions blaster. She put her helmet under her seat and looked at her brothers.
Noah had an ion blaster, Sam had a lightsaber, as did Jeff. Her Mom, on the other hand had a Grievance Striker and a  lightsaber  hidden. Erika sat back satisfied her family knew their weapons, and closed her eyes and canceled out the sound of her brother fighting about which superhero was cooler.
 " We're here! " yelled Sam, jumping over Noah to get to the door. Erika grabbed the snack/water bottle bag a hopped out. Jeff walked over to her and asked about the trip the night before. As they walked towards the City Hall she told him, both of them laughing about it every once and a while.
 When they finished they'd been waiting a few minutes for the tour guide to show up. Since it was a Monday, they we're the only ones they besides a security guard who was asleep.
 Then the door swung open, " Good morning " said a cheery middle age lady. " Good morning " replied the family of home schoolers. " Welcome to the Gotham- " but the guide didn't get father than that when police cars with sirens blazing came roaring down the street. " Oh no! Quick! Come inside! " The Guide franticly said. Mom grabbed the two smallest and went in the building followed by the Guide, Jeff and lastly Erika. Inside the Guide told her name, which was Mable, and started the tour.
 Jeff walked next to Erika and asked " What do you think that was? " "Um, were in Gotham City, crime is normal here, that's why they have a superhero," said Erika, " But I don't get why all the supers are on the East Coast." " I think it's because the only skyscrapers are in 10 building groups and only about 20 stories high, after all, it'd be hard for Spider-man to swing around if he didn't have anything to swing on." replied Jeff. Erika contemplated the idea of Spidey trying to swing around downtown L.A. and agreed.
"... and this is one of Batman's Bat-a-rangs, " announced Mable. The two siblings look at the weapon and stared cracking up. " What did I say that's so funny? " asked the elderly woman. Erika gasped for air before regaining her composure. " Nothing you said ma'am, it's the ' Bat-a-rangs' that are funny. "
Said Erika. " Oh, Okay, " said a confused Mable who then concluded the tour after a few more speeches and items were commented on.
 Mom decided to have lunch at a diner a few blocks away and they had lunch ( which was a healthy, organic family sized salad ) talking about the history of Gotham City. Then Erika Erika, Sam and Jeff looked up, something in the force was wrong. Then a waitress come over with a funny fake smile on her face." Call the cops!" she whispered. Erika then knew what was wrong, her Mom nodded while Sam tried to escape, but Mom had a firm grip. Erika and Jeff stood up, and walked to the man pointing a gun at the waitress at the cash register. The Jedi waited until the man had turned around with the money before drawing their lightsabers. " You have ten seconds to surrender or get totally busted, " said Erika, " and don't think your back up will help you," She nodded towards an escaped Sam who was force holding a masked guy in the air. The first bad guy looked at them in terror. " Beep, your time is now up." said Jeff before force kicking the guy into the counter. The waitress run to the other waitress tears streaming off her face. Erika picked up the badie with the force , looked him in the eye and whispered " It's not worth it, now is it? " The guy fainted. The kids exploded, laughing until their mom, then the scared waitresses joined in. Then they paid the bill, told the waitresses to call the police, tied up the K.O.ed would be robbers and walked back to the car.
 They heard sirens and saw the cops driving toward the diner. " Can we go to the park? " asked Noah.
" I don't think that's very safe," said Mom. " Please, we have our own weapons! " added Sam. " Okay, but stay where I can see you, I'm going to read a book. " answered Mom. " YAY! "
 At the park, which was pretty boring, the two smallest ran around playing tag. Erika sat on a swing, and Jeff started to a big bush by a steam. He disappeared behind the bush, and Erika started swinging.
Mom was reading a book about an Egyptian. Erika felt something in the Force and then turned o were Jeff was a few minutes before. All of a sudden the Batmobile came crashing out of the bush. The little boys yelled and Mom stood up, Erika watched as the super car tore down the street, nearly hitting a police car, and then disappeared. Mom scratched her head and Erika said " That, was Jeff. "
Mom looked down the street then back at Erika, " Um, If you want me too, I'll go get him before Batman does..." Erika said. " I'll stay in the car. " Mom said, and grabbed " The Shrimps " ( brothers ).Erika went to the car too, and grabbed her helmet and jet pack while Mom called a family friend, Ms. Karingten.  " Guess what Jeff is doing..." Erika put her helmet on and turned the pack on.  She was over the city within the minute and spotted the Batmobile immediately,  but  she saw something else as well. " Jeff, you are in so much trouble."
 Trailing Jeff was what appeared to be Batman, followed by some smaller people who she guessed to be the Teen Titans and some unidentified others ....

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Sep. 29, 2008 -

Yay! I got in touch with my pals and I'll write some more after I go shoe shopping and after I kick some evil dude behind!

Erika over and out.

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Sep. 27, 2008 -

Okay I'll add the next part of my story after I can get in touch with some incomunicado friends of mine. ( I don't think I spelled that right...) In the mean time check out my pals' blogs.

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Sep. 21, 2008 - Oh boy...

 Erika deactivated her her saber and stared at the scene.
The Sarlaac was not more than 20 feet away,
Boba Fett was laying face down in the sand,
Jar Jar Binks was running erratically around Fett ,
yelling that Fett was going to kill him,
and standing at a distance were five jawa.
 One recognizing her as Noah's sister ran up.
"< What is going on? >" Erika demanded in Jawaese.
The jawa madly said Fett had been thrown up right after the gungan
arrived and started trying to eat the jawas, who,
in a moment would be leaving for Mos Eisley
 Erika watched the jawas stalk off before turning to the senator.
He was still running, though tiredly, around Fett.
She calmed him with the Force then asked why he was on Tatooine,
and how did he get her com number.
" Mesa tot dis a here was a dessert planet, but dar is no yummies here!
Just yukky poo little guys who gave mesa you numba! "
" Those we're jawas and why do you think Fett is going to get you? "
" Dat guy is scarie-scarie! " and with that he started running and yelling again.
 Erika thought Jar Jar should be much more quieter until he got back to Coruscant,
pulled out one of the shots, walked up to Binks and said,
" I think you need a nap. " And stuck the needle in his arm.
" Where did all da rum go? " said the senator before collapsing in a heap.
Erika turned towards Boba Fett. He was unconscious and hurt,
that much she could sense. She Force lifted him and Jar Jar,
wary of the Sarlaac, and started to the convertible.
It was called a convertilble due to her smallest brother calling it that all the time,
not because it actually was a one.
 Erika called Di-EGO through her comlink in her helmet and walked inside with her load
when the door opened. She laid Jar Jar in the hold, then brought Fett into the cockpit where she could keep an eye on him. Di-EGO gave her a look when she told him to go to Coruscant, while she tried to Force heal the infamous bounty hunter.
 " It's a good thing Noah's not here! " remarked Di-EGO.
" Oh yeah, he'd go nuts! "
When they got to Coruscant Fett was fine except for his burnt skin from the Sarlaac's digestive juices and being K.O. After landing Erika slung the very heavy Jar Jar over her shoulder and started to the Senate Hall. Inside she got sideways glances from different species mostly for the senator on her her back but also for her sidearms.
 Then she found what she was looking for, opened the door and walked in face to face with Padme Amidala. " You should keep an eye on your friend, Senator, " the jedi said, " He has a bounty on his head and being on the same planet as Jabba the Hutt won't help him. Also, the tranquilizers should be wearing off soon. " She them nodded at a certain Dark Lord before walking out leaving some very perplexed people.
 Erika was half way down the hall before bursting out giggling, causing passer-bys amazement to see a Mandalorian laughing.
 Back in space, Di-EGO and Erika were trying to figure out what to  do with Boba Fett.
" I think we should find his ship, " said Di-EGO.
" Me too, it should be back in Tatooine some where, " Erika said.
So they started back to Tatooine.
 When they got there they had a little trouble finding his ship.
" Where the hay is it? " growled Di-EGO.
" Hey, maybe I can find out." announced Erika walking towards Fett.
She picked up his helmet and put it on, searching the visors HUD display for any memory stores.
She found it and watch video from before he got eaten by the Sarlaac, ( it seems he was talking to it before it ate him ) and found where he landed.
 " The Slave I is over by the out skirtsof Mos Eisley. " Erika declared
" On my way . " repiled the droid.
 After getting Fett in his ship And rousing him with the Force from a safe distance the two set back for Earth.
" On time! " said Erika ready for some sleep.
" Oh, I forgot to tell you," her Mom said when Erika walked the house, " you have a field trip In the morning." " To where? " Erika asked. " Gotham City! Won't that be great! The little boys are so happy, they hope to see Batman! "
 " Oh boy... "

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Sep. 17, 2008 - Get the Gungan!

Erika was in her parents' convertible with her black felinoid        droid Di-EGO, on her way to capture a crazed senator when her comlink started ringing.

" Hello?"

"Mesa Jar Jar Binks, mesa need HELP!"

"What? How did you get my com number?I'm supposed to capture you!"Erika declared."Mesa need help, dis funky, scary 'Boba Fett" is twyinto git mesa!" The Gungan yelled.

 "Okay, calm down, help is coming," she stated."Oh, tanky yousa!" Jar Jar exclaimed. "Send me your coordinates and I'll be there momentarily," Erika replied."Okey Dokey, besa qwik!"The stange gungan hung up.

 "That was wierd," Erika muttered."Hmm, what?" Di-EGO responded as sleepily as a droid could.   "Here punch in these and I'll be right back," Erika hurriedly shoved the coordinates to Di-EGO and ran out of the cockpit."Humanoids are so stange," concluded Di-EGO.

 Erika walked into the room, she went to a compartment and pulled out two hypodermic needles filled with a murky liquid.

 "Abba, I need your help right now, please give me the strength I need for this, please don't let Fett kill that... senator. In Jesus' sweet name, amen."

 Erika stuffed the needles in a pouch on her belt, next to her lightsaber and then grabbed her helmet and started back to the cockpit.

In the troposphere of Tatooine.                                           "We're here, Erika." Di-EGO purred. "Thanks bud," the mandalorian jedi replied, "land it right there, please and thank you," she pointed toward a shiny senate ship near a sandcrawler. "But why in the galaxy would he be here?" Di-EGO inquired. " I have no clue, but I've got to go help that guy before Fett gets him," Erika stated.     

 Erika leapt out the door with the Force welling inside her chest. She ran towards the sound of a frantic Jar Jar Binks, lightsaber drawn in a battle ready stance.        

To continued...       

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Sep. 17, 2008 - Welcome to my blog!

This is my kick tail blog!

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