Howdy, I know what kind of greeting is that for an elf, but...I am from the
WESTERN woods :). My name is Isilwen, or Bits, I go by both, and many other names
as I am an agent, but if I told you them I would have to hit you on the head and
put you in a closet for the rest of your life. Oh, and just so you know, Kibble is
the weird one, I am normal and sweet and would NEVER do anything bad! (Yeah right)
I just stick around to keep her out of trouble and keep her safe...And about the
chocolate doughnuts...I was trying to save the forest!
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UnderCover Elves *Leaving Middle Earth*
Dec. 13, 2008
This is just a test beeeeeeeeeep
You can blame our lack of postin gon Alasse, so, if you want to hear about what happens next, FORCE her to write it!!! WAHAHAHAHAHA
Ahem. Well, I wanted to come by and let everyone know we are still alive, but my sister is horribly slow :P Actually she is just busy with school and everything, Poor Alasse! She has to do math, I shudder to even think about it. And so, while she has been battling math I have been writing non stop, so that is where we have been. Just wanted to let you know that DeKker didn't hide us in his basement or anything, and the doughnuts have not gotten us...yet................
And that is all
Isilwen
I know, here I am again, but oh well. Sorry that this has nothing to do with DeKker.
I have been doing a lot of thought as to were to start in this endeavor. I have been praying about it for a while, and God has finally given me a good idea. I am trying to start a...prayer group I guess it is called. I am trying to get many of the young people I know together every other week to pray and studying the Bible.
I got this idea over a many of things. One being I cannot remember when Christians last got together to pray, at least from where I am. Also during the election I was on line with my friends and through the whole thing they were praying, it was wonderful! Another being that long ago God used prayer to revive our nation. And so, I am inviting all of my on line friends to pray with me.
I have set up a chat room which is protected by a password so that no one can get on unless they have it. Here is the link...http://www.chatzy.com/330709073000. PM me for the password. Now I know no one is never on at the same time, so the prayer meetings shall be held at different times. I am thinking we can start with just an hour, maybe every day, every other day. The times shall have to be worked out as we go. It is up and running now, and I am going to try and have the first main meeting this Friday at seven mountain time, I believe it is mountain type, shall I say seven in the same time zone as Wyoming. That said drop by it at any time as someone may be on, but on Friday I am hoping to have nearly everyone there and get secludes worked out and all.
What I am thinking we shall do is study a passage on prayer, the ones at the meeting can decided on a passage. The only rule to this is that they must be studied in context, that means adding at least five verses before the verse and five after, or as many as it takes so that the verse is understood. Once then we can all pray, writing down our prayers as we pray, if that does make any sense. One thing we NEED to pray for is our government, but we can also tell our own requests and pray for them as well.
I believe that is all for now, so I am going to send this off.
I read a book once about one of the great awakenings. This awakening was brought on, mainly, by one pastor who dared to do what everyone said was impossible. He got together with a bunch of poor, what most called scum, of the city of New York, and prayed with them. God used this man's bravery to bring a wayward nation back to Him. Through prayer he turned America on its head, shook them to their core, and showed them He is God.
God can use prayer to change the world. Today we need prayer. Join me in doing what that pastor did all those years ago, gather as many as you can, and pray. God can still revive our nation, and we as Christains need to do what He has called us to do.
We need to unite, not only for important events, but in all things. However, seems to me this is a good day to start. Will you join me and pray as the fate of our country is decided over the next few days?
Heather
Oct. 28, 2008
This is supposed to be a title, I think
I could not believe what I was hearing! Had Alasse lost her marbles, DeKker plotting world domination?! On what planet? This was DeKker we were talking about here! Sure he was capable of it, I mean I HAD read his books, I knew what he was capable of! But the very idea that he WOULD do it? Surely that was not possable!
I looked down at my cell phone, and then made my dission. Rushing to the airport like mad I explained I was in desberate need for a flight. The pilot was a laid back man who agreed, and the next thing I knew I was flying toward DeKker's house.
As I sat int he plane I thought again about what I would do. How could i stand against someone like DeKker? I didn't care about Groban, the worse he could do was club me on the head with his mic. I doubted he could even manage that.
However, I was not really worried about HOW I was going to get Alasse out, I was more concerned as to how I was about to enter DeKker's house and not ask him for his autograph and to shake his hand and thank him for not becoming a bad guy. I shuddered at the thought, DeKker as a bad guy, we would all be done for.
I ran my hands through my bangs and muttered, "I am actaully going to see DeKker face to face, how on earth am I going to stand!"
“Isilwen, ISILWEN! WAKE UP!!! You can’t faint on me now! I need your help."
“Huh? Wha-? Oh! Alasse, I just had a crazy dream. I dreamed that you told me Ted Dekker and Josh Groban kidnapped you. Was that crazy or what?! Ha-ha!”
“Isilwen, you have to focus here, I did say that. I’m in Colorado right now, how soon can you get here?”
“I..who…wha-..where..how?”
*giggle* “Isilwen, we need a plan. I have terrible news. Are you sitting down?”
*thump* “I am now.”
“Alright, here is the deal; Teddy and Josh are planning world domination! They-..”
“They are WHAT?!?”
“I know…but what do you expect from the two most powerful men in the world? Here is what they told me. Teddy is going to-….*gasp* No!”
*donk*….bbbeeeeppppp …..bbbeeeeppppp …..bbbeeeeppppp …..bbbeeeeppppp
“Alasse?! Alasse, are you there?!
bbbeeeeppppp …bbbeeeeppppp …..bbbeeeeppppp
Good grief! I always have to get that girl out of trouble! I need to get to Colorado!”
*Sratches head* You lost me Alasse. However I will go with it. First of all you all had better thank us for this, disclosing these facts are leading to a great risk for us, I mean if we are found out every DeKker fan out there will have our heads, and goodness knows that is the last thing we need right now, right Alasse. Besides, I like my head.
Anyhow, as I was saying...or was I? Well as it turns out DeKker really doesn't kidnap his fans, because then he would have none left, at least this is what I thought. However, that was before I got the phone call.
My cell phone rang and I answered it, duh. "Hello?"
"Isilwen! It is me, Alasse!"
"Why do you have a Colorado number?" I demanded.
"You won't believe this!"
"Of course I won't! You won't tell me!"
"Okay" Alasse took a deep breath. "I have been kidnapped!"
I grabbed the phone tighter. "By who!!"
"Ted DeKker and Josh Groban!"
What could I say to that? "Ask Josh if he will play at my cousin's wedding, and tell DeKker I think he is the best author ever!"
Ok, so, After we climbed down the tree…..I was just going about...minding my own business, and poof! I was kidnapped by a man in a dark black cape. He had dark hair and a dark smile. Sneaky, eyes that darted back and forth. (to say that he freaked me out is the understatement of the year) Isilwen could not find me or find any clue as to what happened to me. Therefore, she decided that it might be a good thing to keep a low profile until I returned. Alas,….that is the reason I have not written anything on this fine and beautiful blog…Speaking of beautiful blog…
Did everyone notice that Isilwen redid the template?! Doesn’t it look lovely?! Now I need to find some cute Icons to put on the sidebar.
Anyway…back to being kidnapped. Remember, Isilwen said something about us kidnapping Ted Dekker? Well, take a wild guess…yeah, Ted Dekker kidnapped me. For real, ya’ll! He “claimed” he heard of the beautiful, stunning (yes...he said “stunning”) elf who wrote wonderful, delightful stories and just had to meet me to find out my secret…
WHAT?! Ya’ll don’t believe me? *huff* Fine…
I was out of state…yeah, the kidnapping story was better, right? lol! Anyway, ya’ll should be hearing more from me than ya’ll have been. (which was nothing) However, it probably was looking like I fell off the face of Middle Earth, right? Nevertheless, I’m still here.
Yea me! *claps* lol! ^_^
Anyway, We need a plan….And I think I have just the thing for the kidnapping of Teddy. (a.k.a Ted Dekker) *laughs evilly*
Oct. 7, 2008
The DeKker kindnapping, part one by Isilwen
Well, since a certain someone has either died, been kidnapped, or refuses to post even at sword point, I am going to start, though I should be working on my book...
Anyways, it all started one summer day when I drove 1800 miles or something to meet Alasse. It was a grand meeting, invloving a man named Lawdale who wore his trousers a little tight because they were not really his...long story.
Well one day Alasse and I were in a tree, as elves usally are, discussing who was the better rower, Legolas or Aragorn...when all the sudden we slipped into boardom, not good, I mean for us it is fine, but I pity those around us.
"What should we do?" I asked with a yawn.
"Terrorize our mothers?" Alasse suggested, as you know she is the cruel one.
"We did that yesterday," I muttered.
We thought for a while, and then I picked up the book I was writing, sadly it was writen by Ted DeKker. "I know!" Alasse cried when she saw the book.
"What!" I aksed eagerly.
"Let's kidnap Ted DeKker!"
You may ask why we decided on this, well why not? We were board, I was reading his book, and we both wanted to meet him. So, climbing out of the tree we snuck to the nearest airport where we...
Your turn Alasse, and you can't leave us all hanging!!!
Oh the wonders of digging through old book files!!! I HAVE FOUND IT!!!!!!!!!!!! So, what do you think of our new template? I made it all by me lonesome, sort of, Alasse helped when i got stuck, which was quite often.
Well, what can I say? Hmm, we haven't really been up to anything lately. I mean other then the usual. I ran into a pack of doughnuts at the store the other day and did my duity of stepping on them, the worker failed to see the humor, er, safety in this and threw me out. See if I ever try to save his life again!
Alasse has to post something soon, I shall get after her and make her, till then I remain,
Here I am, again, ready to kick myself. I had a lovely new template made, and what did I do, I deleated it! I am so mad at myself I am not speaking to myself.
I am sicck today so I am getting all my internet stuff done and I feel bad for this unloved blog, so I am posting on it, there there, no more need to cry, I still love you even if Alasse doesn't.
Actually I need to get with her, now that we've met we need to post all about our adventures! Yes!
Until then I remain, well me, who'd you think I'd be?
Jun. 20, 2008
We are still here and still up to no good!
Howdy!
Y'all probably though Alasse and I got kidnapped by chocolate doughnuts huh? Well we are still here, still fine, and still up to no good.
Our latest sceme? Do you really want to know? Okay, you asked for it. We are going to kidnap Ted Dekker. Yep, you heard me right. So our next entry will probably be writen from jail.
What broght this on you ask? Well I cannot give too much away, I will talk things over with Alasse and we will decide how much information to give out. That and I am baking cookies and go to go.
I have returned with another report. My brother, Galdor, has joined our fight against the chocolate doughnuts! Yea!! We are winning more to our side!
Also there is the spy. His horse, supposedly, threw a shoe here, and he is staying with us while it is being repaired. However, I have discovered the truth about him, his name is Taurnil. He is indeed a spy! Thankfully he is on our side.
He has been spying on the doughnuts and has discovered information. This he passed on to me, but I am not allowed to tell anyone else but Alasse and Galdor.
There are two others on our side, Findecano and Idril. It is my mission mow to seek them out and make sure they are loyal to us. I may not return, so if that is the case this is my last entry.
Greetings! I have lived to post again!
This time the doughnuts have hired my dog. He has always disliked me, but yesterday he did the unspeakable! He ate the muffian I had been saving! A huge, apple cinnimon one, just makes your mouth water to look at it. And those doughnuts hired him to eat it!
However, the good news is I have given up on using that knife as it is out to get me, and thankful have recived no more cuts.
The doughnuts are still determanded to turn the jeep against me though. It has not run well since I started driving it, my brothers blame it on me of course but I know the truth! Wait! I bet that is their plan! The doughnuts plan to turn my brothers on me and so when the time comes my own brothers would happily turn me in!
Well, now that I am on to them I can stop that plan! Tell no one what you have read or word will get out and the doughnuts will find out!
Well it happened, the doughnuts are on to me!
Yesterday they cut free the coolent bottle in our jeep so that it fell aganst another part and melted! And I had to fix it before I could go anywhere!
Then they ruined all the computers so I could not get done what I need to!
And did I mention they took all gears but drive out of the jeep!
And they dropped a knife on my fingure and cut it, good thing they are bad aims cause I bet they where not aiming for my fingure!
If i make it I will keep you posted on how things go. But at this rate I will not make it to my next brithday!
I think I am onto something, and they know I am about to find something about them so they are trying to stop me! Evil little doughnuts!
Also they are using new cars. I was driving a new car the other day and this thing could read my mind! It moved the seat so I could reach the peddals. It knew when I had a passenger, it was creepy! So you have been warned, avoid new cars. Better yet, stick to bikes.
Well, I have returned. Sorry I have been gone so long, but you know how it is. Having to battle the forces of evil does not give you much time to write. But here I am, back to tell you of another doughnut desaster.
I knew my mom bring those doughnuts into the house was a bad idea, but did she listen, NOOOOOO. So what happens? Well those Nasty little guys ate the reverse out of our car! Now we can't back up!
Then on top of that, I mean other then the fact we have to drive this huge jeep that makes enough noise to wake the dead. So when I drive down the street everyone knows it's me. So now I cannot back the thing up or park on a hill as it is always stuck in drive.
Well when I got home yesterday someone was in my parking spot! It was a small yellow truck with a breaded man in it, I bet it was a dawrf. Anyhow when I got home i could not park as I cannot pull in cause if I do that I can't back out. So I was forced to drive around until I could pull an overly wide U turn and squezze in behind him.
So as you can see these evil doughnuts are doing all in their power to make my life harder. Now it is up to me and Alasse to make sure we stop them and purge the world of evil!
And how can you help you ask? Well, simply put, STOP EATING CHOCOLATE DOUGHNUTS!!!!!!!!!!!
Alasse took hold of a vanilla doughnut and slowly bit into it. She closed her eyes and sighed with contentment. “Mmmmm, chocolate doughnuts will never tempt me again, especially if they have sprinkles on the top!” She leaned back in her chair and closed her eyes, but a piercing scream made them fly open again. She looked through the trees to see Isilwen running towards her being chased by a little round circle. “Help! Help me Alasse!” It was then that Alasse realized that the little round thing was a chocolate covered doughnut with sprinkles! Alasse groaned, just when she thought she was through with chocolate doughnuts, she just might have to eat this one to save Isilwen.
Isilwen came to a screeching stop besides Alasse and yelled at the doughnut, “Back! Back you nasty villain, or my friend will eat you alive!” She picked up a stick and waved it in his face.
“Isilwen! I cannot eat this doughnut (however tempting it may be)! I have promised never to eat the horrible things again.”
“But you must! He tried to kidnap the president! You cannot let him get away with it. You must do something!”
“You are the one whose brothers can sit there and eat a whole box of chocolate doughnuts, Isilwen dear. Why didn’t you bring the doughnut to them?”
The little doughnuts eyes darted from elf to elf. His thoughts raced through his head of whose breakfast he was going to be when one of Isilwen’s brothers came thumping by.
“Ooooo! A doughnut! Cool!” As soon as the words were out of his mouth, he shoved the doughnut in. “Mmmmm! Thanks girls!” Soon he was on his way again.
Alasse rolled her eyes, “Well, that takes care of that problem!” All Isilwen could do was giggle.
Well, another disaster! This started when a wagon over turned while passing through the Western Forest. And what should it be carrying, yes, doughnuts! Some are good, glazed and powered sugared, but some are chocolate.
Knowing the danger of taking these chocolate doughnuts, what did the elves do? They formed a secret Under Ground Agency. (Sorry about the spelling). The leader of this organization is none other than my friend Inwe's sweet mother, Lady Telemnar. With the help of her many sons they have distributed these doughnuts all over the forest.
I tried to warn them, but it did no good. On further investigation I found there were more in on this, and that it was spreading, like the flu, which of course, elves do not catch. I found Nessa, Lady Telemnar's eldest son, had taken them to the place where he works.
Last night I stumbled upon several of the young men discussing it. Inwe, his brother Isil, and their friends Alatariel and Larien. I was hiding in the bushes, trying to discover how bad this case of the invasion of the doughnuts was.
"I heard he was taking them to the dwarves," Isil said.
"Whatever for?" Alatariel looked very confused.
"To trade for swords," Inwe said.
"Why?" Larien looked nervous.
"Invasion," Inwe whispered.
Then I saw Isil glance at the bush I was hiding behind, and I knew I had been set up. Well fine! Let them joke now, but when the doughnuts turned on them, then they would think twice! Still, why was that man, yes, he was a man, carrying a wagon full of doughnuts? What did he intend to do with them?
Well there was only one person who could help, so I rushed home and wrote a letter telling Alasse of our trouble and asking her to investigate down there. When I returned from mailing my letter I found, to my horror and disbelief, that my mother had several boxes, of CHOCOLATE doughnuts! My home has been invaded!
I will keep you posted on all that happens as I try and solve this mystery, before it is too late!
Well I have returned. What with one thing and another, my rotten computer deleted my last entry before I could save it. So heres another shot.
I think I am un-covering something very top secret in the doughnuts plans. For one thing, as I was riding home last night the lights on the road began to flicker and go out, in an attempt to leave me in total darkness and at the mercy of the doughnuts. I rode home swiftly, but I was certain I heard something running behind me.
Today, I returned to examine the lights and saw they had been stuffled, and there was chocolate on the poles. Well that settled it, I knew they where out to get me!
I do believe they have turned my cats against me as well. They have started attacking me in my sleep. I will be fast asleep and they will run up and whack my nose with their claws! How much do you have to pay a cat to turn it against it's owner, who it has lived with since kittenhood?
I will keep you posted, I am planning a visit to the dwarfs to get help.
Well, I am back. And with another shocking report!
My own mother ate THREE chocolate doughnuts!!!!!!!! I was shocked!!! That is how evil they are! They trick my sweet mother!!
Other then that, I have discovered already made dough that you buy at the stiores is also in league with the doughnuts! AND, get this, cars!!! Yes, cars. Ones with automatic locking doors.
If you have one of these cars ALWAYS remove your keys. The moment you do not your car will lock the doors, locking your keys in and you out. If you do not believe me, try it, but do not blame me when you find you are locked out of your car one cold winter day...
There is a chocolate doughnut loose in the Eastern and WesternForests!
He is very dangerous and has already made several attempts on our lives. As Alasse mentioned, he was responsible for the swing and fire with the popcorn. On one occasion, he tore apart my room, tried to get me lost in the blizzard, and rigged up my bunny's water bottle so it would squirt me in the eye.
And what does this Nasty Doughnut look like? Well, he is of medium height, covered with a rich chocolate coating, and toped off with colorful sprinkles.
Fear not, we are doing all in our power to capture this trouble to society and put him behind bars, where he belongs.
And where did this nuisance come from? Well, I still believe he is the doughnut Alasse trusted and took home with her...
Greetings, I'm Alasse...er...Kibbles. Whichever you feel like calling me. I live in
the "EASTERN" side of the woods, but not to far from Isilwen's house.
Things might get a little crazy around here. If so...it's all Isilwen's fault. >_<
Plus she has eaten a chocolate doughnut! Very bad! But really, I don't know what
she would do without me.
