Well, since a certain someone has either died, been kidnapped, or refuses to post even at sword point, I am going to start, though I should be working on my book...

 Anyways, it all started one summer day when I drove 1800 miles or something to meet Alasse. It was a grand meeting, invloving a man named Lawdale who wore his trousers a little tight because they were not really his...long story.

 Well one day Alasse and I were in a tree, as elves usally are, discussing who was the better rower, Legolas or Aragorn...when all the sudden we slipped into boardom, not good, I mean for us it is fine, but I pity those around us.

 "What should we do?" I asked with a yawn.

 "Terrorize our mothers?" Alasse suggested, as you know she is the cruel one.

 "We did that yesterday," I muttered.

 We thought for a while, and then I picked up the book I was writing, sadly it was writen by Ted DeKker. "I know!" Alasse cried when she saw the book.

 "What!" I aksed eagerly.

 "Let's kidnap Ted DeKker!"

 You may ask why we decided on this, well why not? We were board, I was reading his book, and we both wanted to meet him. So, climbing out of the tree we snuck to the nearest airport where we...

 Your turn Alasse, and you can't leave us all hanging!!!